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Accujack

A device that masturbates small furry animals.
I used the accujack on my dog kippy and man did he love it.
by Kiki the Hampster May 18, 2010
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Accipoo

An accidental poo. Different from a shart, in that you have no control over the situation and you accidently and surprisingly poop.
When I had the flu, I was vomiting so forcefully I had an accipoo =(
by accipooer March 9, 2011
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accidental Urban Dictionary publication

A blatantly terrible and profoundly unsatisfying definition that makes you wonder how in the world it got accepted in the first place.

One theory is that there are two populations of Urban Dictionary editors with ingrained muscle memories that cause them to continuously click either publish or don't publish so much that even if they wanted to deviate from their tradition, their impulse takes over and a great opportunity is squandered.

Accidental Urban Dictionary publications are clearly a result of those editors that love to click publish rather than don't publish nonstop.

The opposite of accidental Urban Dictionary publications is difficult to define, since the poor people who submitted those definitions probably deserved to have their exquisitely clever definitions published but received a rejection email anyway due to judges who couldn't change their clicking pattern fast enough for one good definition in a string of bad ones.
Urban Dictionary Editor 1: Oops my muscle memory caused me to accidentally click don't publish for that definition I liked.

Urban Dictionary Editor 2: It's ok, what you just did is compensated by the fact that editors allow accidental Urban Dictionary publications through all the time.
by attifinch December 9, 2011
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Accidental Drunk

Occurs during the hours of 1pm-10pm. Happens when alcohol participate inadvertently gets hammy, but are allowed to call an "accidental drunk" and fully neglect the actions of their drunkness and the fact that it ever happened.
After a few a lunch time drinks Rebecca narrowly escaped a disciplinary hearing at her job by calling accidental drunk.
by thewomprat January 7, 2012
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Acception

She faced a lot of acception by her peers
by Benny Boy 2000 January 24, 2018
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Accounts Capital

the Accounts capital is the account of which autistic people refer to as their bank account for their imaginary business, this is commonly used when autistic people try to brag about their income, you can often hear this word being used by upcoming douche tubers and people who play weeb rhythm games e.g. love live school idol festival.
yo man I be making bulk cash on my Accounts Capital.
What is up guys its ya boy pussyslayerxxx here and im back again to sell merch and make that accounts capital booooys
by MR_POPO_NUT September 13, 2018
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accountabully

that dude that likes lgbtq+ rights on Tik Tok
"Oh, what’s up loser? Listen, I don’t wanna make a big deal out of this, but.. I heard you talking about Alex earlier and I just wanna let you know Alex no longer uses She/Her pronouns. They use they/them <3" -The AccountaBully
by AccountaBully October 8, 2020
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