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screaming duck child

a mythical creature with the head of a duck and body of a child who screams all the time except when eating dogs
person: are u free this weekend?
other person: nah im hunting for the screaming duck child
by superspyninjabadasshellbeast January 17, 2011
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Badass Flower Child

Someone who looks or acts like a badass but has a nice sweet side. She doesn’t take shit from anyone but will help someone in need. She’s a badass with a slightly girly side. She knows who she is and doesn’t have to prove it to anyone.
Damn that girl is a badass.

Nah she’s a badass flower child man
by ☀️🖤 October 22, 2020
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child-proof cap

a rubber, prophylactic, or; 'scumbag'!
she had me put on a child-proof cap

should have suspected my child-proof cap burst, when 'the act' started feeling TOO good!!

jennifer was horrified when sam withdrew, his crank adorned with only a 'cock ring', and no child proof cap!!
by michael foolsley December 20, 2013
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Moriah Elizabeth’s child

A cute baby that is ten months old and is cute and beautiful and is the queen of squishing squishes
Person 1: look at Moriah Elizabeth’s child
Person2: she’s cute
by Vic vic Vicky vic July 11, 2022
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child neglect mullet

A naturally forming mullet on a child due to the lack of regular hair cuts.
Hey look at the child neglect mullet on that toddler.
by Mullets inc. September 10, 2013
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Daniel the Devil child

Daniel the devil is a child who is known for his heinous acts of mischief and he enjoys watching others pain. His mother is believed to have been born in the depths of hell and she is known as the real life lady death.
Daniel the Devil child will always be looked at as an example of the statement: Hell on Earth
by Epic Games Tech Support December 25, 2019
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Mississippi Child Fuck

When you fuck someone from Mississippi whose IQ is so low, you're basically fucking a child
Ari: Yesterday I fucked this guy from Mississippi and he literally couldn't do multiplication
Becky: Guess that's why they call it a Mississippi child fuck
Ari: Ew what
by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019
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