muff merchant

Noun; The girl sitting at the end of the bar who has made a career out of fucking guys for things. Money, cars, work done for her, drugs, food, and anything else you can think of. This whore approaches you with the girl friend experience. She is too nice. Too nice to the point of seeming fake. She is fake. This leach runs up to 4 guys at a time. She tells them all they are the only guy in her life. This tends to backfire on her when guys compare notes
Dude, you don't want to waste your time.
You can't afford her. She's a muff merchant.
by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde March 02, 2020
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muffe

en kran, som man godt kunne bliverester med
dum en muffe
by jegerduig January 25, 2017
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The Muff-in man

Someone who has a uncontrollable urge to draw muffs (Vaginas) everywhere he goes
by lewisg1989 June 08, 2017
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biscuit muff

When a woman's muff is 3D- instead of just having a vagina/labia that is smooth with the contours of their pelvic area, the surrounding muff area protrudes like a biscuit- especially when bent over and viewed from behind.
When Jennifer bent over in her yoga pants, her biscuit muff created a sweet rear view camel toe!
by SildogintheNatti July 14, 2017
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Muff Rat

Greasy and dirty pubic hair typically a womans, but can also be mans.
"I told me boss his face looked like a muff rat."
by pussyslaver69 April 23, 2019
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Muff-tang

The vehicle of "that Mustang guy" who is obviously better than you because he has a Mustang. Every story or conversation eventually reverts to his Mustang which more often than not has "500 horsepower." Muff-tangs are usually associated with tools, Affliction/Ed Hardy clothing, and slightly sideways flat-brim hats on white guys.
"Did you hear that fag with the Ed Hardy shirt talkin about his Muff-tang again?"
by GRANYshifterTSi December 17, 2009
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muff scalping

v. - the act of procuring a lesbian's, usually uninitiated, love interest for yourself romantically, sexually, or both
"Jill was really into Margaret, but Jack started muff scalping her by talking to Margaret about alternatives to nuclear power and vegan recipes at the Ani DiFranco concert."
by MuffSclaper September 04, 2017
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