Two and a half men

A gay threescore where one member is either very short or a midget.

I was smashed last night. Way too many Jager shots. I woke up next to a midget and a really good looking guy. Two and a half Men. You can find d it on Urban Dictionary. I just never imagined I'd experience one.

by The¥/ May 11, 2023

Mens reserve

Any deoderant gel mixed with the fuel in your gas tank.

Add multiple deoderants like 10 into a bucket and mix with cologne, gasoline, or heated oils,
Add shaved soap and add mixture to a glass bottle. Top with "firecracklar" rolled with ductape and glue with firecracklar in neck of bottle compressed. Total cost $10.00

Dont mess with the mens reserve.

by Cody5050 May 14, 2023

Big oily men

Big oily men is epic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I got him like robux and stuff so he was really happy. But than Kyrie Irving basketball got robux more.

(Sarah is a stupid rtad noob)

Kyrie: I have lots of robux
Sarah: Shut up retard
Kyrie: Among usssssssss
Sarah: bye see you later
Kyrie:ok bye
Sarah: Big oily men i like

by BasketballSoCoolKyrie7BumBum!! May 14, 2023

techier men

Best man for uh girl child
Best wood/prick....
Reall killerz

Techier men is horner men

by Kmandoitdbest November 21, 2023

Big buff oily men

A guy who is very big and buffed up from the gym and is slobbered up in big amounts of oil all over their body and is apart of the male species looking for an alpha female.

“you know that girl would look good with big buff oily men!

by chickenbutt64 November 21, 2023

Shiva Men

Dey does say Shiva Men does horn, dey not fucken lying...but it have d good ones from d bad ones.if you get horn,you fucken look fuh it, yuh hoe .And half ah fucken dem dunce and ugly, but rmbr only half, d next half is d sweetest men yuh goh see fuh d rest of yuh life.In the end Shiva Men is d BEST!!!

boy-Who u feel u is one ah dem Shiva Men?

by I hate skl November 21, 2023

50% of men

And what percentage of women have approached men and what are the attributes of those men? Be specific.

Hym "And don't try to use me as an example you know that shit doesn't count. So, 50% of men haven't approached a woman and what percentage of women have approached a man? I know they generally don't do it but they do it sometimes. How often and what are the attributes? Who are the initiating sex with? What are their attributes? I asked these questions years ago and you're dodging them like a.... Oh shit I cant think of one.... Uuuuuuuuuh shit... Like aaaaaaaa... Nevermind. You're dodging the question!"

by Hym Iam November 22, 2023