WINGSHAN

awesomeness

that is so wingshan

by hytsgok April 27, 2009

Shimbly Wingbarker

An imaginary creature that lives under one's floorboards and arises at night to tickle the scrotums of insecure thirteen year old boys who someday dream of becoming playwrights.

Poor Davey McDoodlestein hasn't slept in five days, and I'll tell you why - it's all because of that smelly little Shimbly Wingbarker that lives in his closet. I told him to get that thing taken care of, I did, but you know these kids today think that they know everything...

by Steve Kaye December 4, 2005

peak wingnut

The theoretical point at which rightwing craziness reaches its upper limit.

"Did you hear what Rush Limbaugh said today? I think we're approaching peak wingnut."

by microdotz September 7, 2009

winged whale

a derogatory term for a fat bird.

Look at that bird, he's so fat, he's a winged whale.

by treeofshit January 12, 2011

wingernails

A condition of getting too much wing sauce under your fingernails. Can sometimes lead to bad social encounters, smelly hand-shakes, and awkward foreplay.

Psychic: "You had... wings for lunch today."
Customer: "YES!!"
Skeptic Friend: "Pshh. She can just see that by your wingernails, man."

by chrispencer k. cunningham III January 21, 2010

wingmanable

A rating for a girl that means that she's not quite datable or fuckable, but you would take a hit and bang her in a wingman situation

"Hey man, I'm really going for that girl at the bar. Wanna be my wingman with her blonde friend?" "Yeah, i'll do it, she's wingmanable."

"How about the blonde with the rack and a few extra pounds?" "Definitely wingmanable"

by Jordan Cowart February 12, 2010

Wingman

A male/female who helps, protects, supports, or guides another male/female; a friend or close associate.

He was in danger so I asked if I could be his wingman.

by Nightmarist November 19, 2014