Weekend at Bernie's

(verb) The act of propping up a friend who's passed out and can't stand on his or her own.

Dude, you were so shot yesterday after pounding beers at the pool. You passed out in a lounge chair and I had to Weekend at Bernie's you out of the pool area and onto the elevator. I propped you up with my knee. This older couple that got onto the elevator was horrified.

You were passing out but there was no way I was going home without any numbers. I ended up Weekend at Bernie-ing you to two more bars. These chicks I was talking to thought you were drugged.

by M-dubs December 18, 2012

Weekenditis

What one who works a full-time job will catch at a certain point in the week where they are no longer willing to do work in anticipation to the upcoming weekend; similar to the more popular 'senioritis' often found in high schools.

On Thursday afternoon Stacy threw down her work and said "I'm done, I'm not doing anymore, I've got a severe case of weekenditis," as she strolled off to the break room for an undetermined amount of time.

by Lizzz S October 18, 2008

Weekend Jersey

The manly concept of not changing out of one's authentic sports jersey from the hours of noon Friday to midnight Sunday.

Person 1: "You've worn that damned Weekend Jersey for three months, it smells horrific!"
Person 2: "Fuck You."

by VasDefrensRule November 4, 2009

weekend wednesday

Often when a group of college students have a wednesday with one or no classes, they will begin to drink at midnight on tuesday and long into wednesday morning.

John: "Do you have any classes tomorrow?"
Steve: "Tomorrows wednesday right? No I dont."
John: "Dude, lets make it a weekend wednesday."

by graftonsoccer1021 September 8, 2010

Weeknighter

A weeknighter is a girl/guy you only hook up with during the week when your friends are not around so you wont have to face the epic amount of shame, humiliation and torture they will make sure you feel.

I can't call him to come out- it's friday.. he's a weeknighter.

by dizzlesize November 14, 2010

weekend orphan

A kid whose parents are essentially “dead to the world” on the weekends due to addiction.

Heading into Friday afternoon I was already a full-blown weekend orphan.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 19, 2019

mid-weekend

The middle of the work week that feels like the weekend because you're staying out late and partying whether you're employed or, more likely, unemployed

Girl was blowing up my phone to hang out because it was the mid-weekend and she didn't have to work tomorrow, or the next day, or the day after that...

by funemployment March 8, 2010