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water bottling

When a man is so sexually excited that he runs a hot bath and only puts the head of his erect penis in, which makes him cum imediately into the hot water. Masturbation, sans the mess. Also, more discreet.
John had a huge boner, but he was afraid to have his parents here him jack off, so he went water bottling.
by BPhizzle November 24, 2005
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water karate

If you are taking a shower and your hands are hitting the water in a fast, repetative motion, you are playing water karate.
Hey everyone, I was just in the shower playing water karate and got your shower floor sticky. HIYAH!
by kakarotch August 10, 2007
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Walking On Water

Just like jesus christ (imagine jesus walking on water). Means things either:

1.) something moving real fast (see "round trip")
2.) leaves no matter what the conditions (see above)

note before Walking On Water can take place, hard work must occur & a good worth ethic is needed. The lazy & procrastinators of the world NEVER experience walking on water.

can be associated with anything (legal/illegal). Coined by Rick Ross on the song "Walking On Water" produced by Lex Luger.
"Gettin money, lil dude, big crib shit look like a middle school/ Chrome rims, the white coupe, walking on water, dat wat da white do!!"

Tom:I signed up with that company that gives away cooking knife sets by mailorder today
Bob: Why did you do that?
Tom: Don't worry, i'll have them walking on water in no time!
by GO DJ HaKa December 10, 2011
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Bung Water

A thin, viscous substance similar to dirty water that seeps from one's bleeding asshole. Bung water is water contaminated from gastric fluid built up over years of unhealthy digestion. A person who suffers from bung water seepage is completely worthless, but can save themselves if they fashion themselves a bum cover from silk.
Philip: "Hey dude my bung is super leaky and wet lately."
Sam "That is called bung water, you're fucked."
Philip "Ah dude can i borrow your bum cover?"
Sam " FO SHO!"
by Bungking August 11, 2008
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Dirty Water

The Charles River, as mentioned in The Standells song, "Dirty Water"
I love that dirty water, Boston you're my home.
by radass February 27, 2009
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Dark Water

A movie so shitty that its name has become an adjective meaning the worst possible kind of something.
by webdes03 July 29, 2005
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eye water

The movie had very sad ending. They was a lot of eye water!
by Tigress1000 November 19, 2016
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