When a man is so sexually excited that he runs a hot bath and only puts the head of his erect penis in, which makes him cum imediately into the hot water. Masturbation, sans the mess. Also, more discreet.
John had a huge boner, but he was afraid to have his parents here him jack off, so he went water bottling.
by BPhizzle November 24, 2005
Get the water bottlingmug. If you are taking a shower and your hands are hitting the water in a fast, repetative motion, you are playing water karate.
Hey everyone, I was just in the shower playing water karate and got your shower floor sticky. HIYAH!
by kakarotch August 10, 2007
Get the water karatemug. Just like jesus christ (imagine jesus walking on water). Means things either:
1.) something moving real fast (see "round trip")
2.) leaves no matter what the conditions (see above)
note before Walking On Water can take place, hard work must occur & a good worth ethic is needed. The lazy & procrastinators of the world NEVER experience walking on water.
can be associated with anything (legal/illegal). Coined by Rick Ross on the song "Walking On Water" produced by Lex Luger.
1.) something moving real fast (see "round trip")
2.) leaves no matter what the conditions (see above)
note before Walking On Water can take place, hard work must occur & a good worth ethic is needed. The lazy & procrastinators of the world NEVER experience walking on water.
can be associated with anything (legal/illegal). Coined by Rick Ross on the song "Walking On Water" produced by Lex Luger.
"Gettin money, lil dude, big crib shit look like a middle school/ Chrome rims, the white coupe, walking on water, dat wat da white do!!"
Tom:I signed up with that company that gives away cooking knife sets by mailorder today
Bob: Why did you do that?
Tom: Don't worry, i'll have them walking on water in no time!
Tom:I signed up with that company that gives away cooking knife sets by mailorder today
Bob: Why did you do that?
Tom: Don't worry, i'll have them walking on water in no time!
by GO DJ HaKa December 10, 2011
Get the Walking On Watermug. A thin, viscous substance similar to dirty water that seeps from one's bleeding asshole. Bung water is water contaminated from gastric fluid built up over years of unhealthy digestion. A person who suffers from bung water seepage is completely worthless, but can save themselves if they fashion themselves a bum cover from silk.
Philip: "Hey dude my bung is super leaky and wet lately."
Sam "That is called bung water, you're fucked."
Philip "Ah dude can i borrow your bum cover?"
Sam " FO SHO!"
Sam "That is called bung water, you're fucked."
Philip "Ah dude can i borrow your bum cover?"
Sam " FO SHO!"
by Bungking August 11, 2008
Get the Bung Watermug. by radass February 27, 2009
Get the Dirty Watermug. A movie so shitty that its name has become an adjective meaning the worst possible kind of something.
by webdes03 July 29, 2005
Get the Dark Watermug. Soft water is an alternate term for the drug GHB (gamma-hydroxybutyric acid).
GHB is an agonist of the GABAb receptor, the GHB receptor, and the oxytocin receptor.
GHE has been widely used recreationally as well as medicinally. It acts as a strong sedative, yet also can have stimulatory effects.
GHB is a schedule I substamce, unless used medically (schedule III). It is referred to as a date rape drug.
It is also used as a muscle builder.
Xyrem (sodium oxybate) is the pill form prescribed for insomnia.
There are two main analogues that are widely sold as GHB when in fact they are: GBL (gamma butyrolactone) and BD (1,4 butanediol)
It is called soft water because it is slightly salty in taste, as
GHB is usually in the form of sodium salt. Thus giving merit to the name 'soft water' because 'softened water' usually has higher concentrations of sodium.
GHB is an agonist of the GABAb receptor, the GHB receptor, and the oxytocin receptor.
GHE has been widely used recreationally as well as medicinally. It acts as a strong sedative, yet also can have stimulatory effects.
GHB is a schedule I substamce, unless used medically (schedule III). It is referred to as a date rape drug.
It is also used as a muscle builder.
Xyrem (sodium oxybate) is the pill form prescribed for insomnia.
There are two main analogues that are widely sold as GHB when in fact they are: GBL (gamma butyrolactone) and BD (1,4 butanediol)
It is called soft water because it is slightly salty in taste, as
GHB is usually in the form of sodium salt. Thus giving merit to the name 'soft water' because 'softened water' usually has higher concentrations of sodium.
"Yo BRO you tryna hit some soft water when we hit the club tonight?"
"I drank so much soft water I went from one city to another without remember in what happened!"
"Like the first time you tried soft water" good Friday by WHY?
"I drank so much soft water I went from one city to another without remember in what happened!"
"Like the first time you tried soft water" good Friday by WHY?
by Chaz Mcdapper July 28, 2017
Get the soft watermug.