jarrod walk

The shameful walk along the beach after one is rejected on the Bachelorette or the Bachelor. Nick Cummins and Jarrod Woodgate, have done this walk after being rejected by the whole of Australia

‘Ay mate didja see the Bachelor last night?’
‘Nah mate, what happened’
‘Nick did the Jarrod walk’
‘Hot diggity dayum mate’

by therealhoneybadger October 11, 2018

walk-stomp

verb - to walk loudly; to literally walk whilst making a stomping noise; to walk forcefully and noisily

Whilst on his way to the other end of the bleachers, little Jimmy walk-stomped noisily to his destination.

by Opossum-Fighting Watermelon September 3, 2009

Xanny Walk

The Xanny Walk (or Xan Walk, Xannax Walk, Xans Walk) is the way you walk when you got to many xans or mixed it too well. It comes with many falls, loss of direction and difficultiy to walk.

Hey look at this dude doing the xanny walk again

by 063OG April 16, 2020

walking wed

People living empty, souless, loveless mundane married lives who just waited and hoped for death.

After knocking up his highschool girlfriend he was forced to to get married join the ranks of the walking wed.

by anonymous June 26, 2022

Walking dishwasher

A woman or a Bitch

Where is my walking dishwasher i wanna fuck her

by YoureDex April 19, 2022

face-walk

when a person, or persons, sleep walks over to their computer and types random, sometimes and usually awkward, statuses and messages and goes back to bed, process is normally repeated many times in one night and walker or walkers have no recollection of the experience

1. Karen face-walked so often that her friends thought she was weirder than first thought.

2. guy 1: Dude, I face-walked last night and now my girlfriend won't talk to me!

guy 2: I wonder what you typed!

by mynameisjonas365 October 16, 2009

walking ahead

When a woman needs sometime to herself to surf the net, explore new places, and get lost in her thoughts

Don't worry about Sara; she's walking ahead.

by DTLVR July 8, 2009