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pee water

In the Beavis and Butt-Head episode, "Buy Beer", this is how the clerk at the convenience store described The Edge non-alcoholic "beer" that Beavis & Butt-Head were purchasing.
{clerk} O, you guys are buying that pee water. I guess I can sell that crap to you.
by Telephony April 4, 2020
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sparkling water

1: soda without any flavor, the worst kind of water.

2: masochist water
"hey, did you hear that Jim's favorite drink is sparkling water? That son of a bitch must be crazy, or a masochist."
by BigHiggins69 October 11, 2020
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SM water

a magical liquid/type of water from SM's (SM is an entertainment company) main branch in Korea which turns all idols who drink it into chaotic crackheads.
Looks like the SM Water has kicked in for the new NCT members yet.
by kpopstan1876 January 13, 2021
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Faggot water theory

We all know and drink water, but I have a theory, we are all faggots, drinking water is gay, for the past years I have been closely studying women very closely, over 18 of course, noting down their fun-having patterns, women are sexually attracted to men, and when out with other women trying to entertain themselves, instead of going at the pub and getting completely hammered with alcoholic beverages like beer, whiskey, vodka, kinder eggs or cat piss, they tend to drink water, plain water. This I believe is fascinating, Is it in the female's nature to be so attracted to healthy diets and water or is it just gay?. Its gay, its so gay in fact I studied water closely, its atomic arrangement has been widely misunderstood, its not H2O, its AidsTwoOwe, just misread by the public. This has been a plan by god to make us all gay, when drinking water I report having the tendency to suck other peoples dicks more than before, thus making me gay, but we are all gay aren't we?. I bet you are reading this in rage, punching a wall while you scream "God damn you I will not edge to the penile sucking you want me to do", but do not be worried, engage in the suck of the penile area, commonly found on enfagonated people like jefree star, ur mom or and males. It is gods I believe to bring in peace to the world, so go ahead and be gay if you feel like it.
Woman: Hey woman, lets go out with 5 other girlfriends yell loud and drink water
Woman of other decent: Yes I love being naturally attracted to males without it being gay amr?
Me: Seems like the Faggot water theory is on the run baby!
by ShitsJustAJoke January 21, 2021
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Wheeler Walker Jr

Wheeler Walker Jr is a country singer with some really fucked up songs with topics about incest, shoving a dildo up his asshole, eating pussy, kicking ass, sucking dick, eating out his ex’s dad’s ass, having sex by putting a finger up his butt, and smoking pot a lot. He has three albums and a greatest hits collection, those being Redneck Shit, Ol’ Wheeler, WWIII, and Fuck You Bitch: All-Time Greatest Hits
John: Have you listened to Wheeler Walker Jr?
Dave:No, why?
John: I have the sudden urge to shove a dildo up my asshole just to see if it can fit.
by Pussyeaterdicksucker69 January 28, 2021
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momos.water.bottle_

momos.water.bottle_ Is the most famous water bottle.
“Would you like a drink out of @momos.water.bottle_?”
by FairyTaleYuna January 3, 2021
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Horny Water

by Gay_Priest June 21, 2021
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