a Fluffy guy that likes to eat hardly shares and makes strange noises while eating
another word for Chinese dick
another word for Chinese dick
by ferdiedadysboy July 21, 2022
Get the Chris VAn Der merwemug. Person A: “hey wanna come over? I can pick you up”
Person B: “Hell no dude! Your mom van smells like someone died in there”
Person B: “Hell no dude! Your mom van smells like someone died in there”
by CarloVillasana_ July 9, 2020
Get the Mom Vanmug. Made from the meme and horrible company name "B.J. Champion". If someone says your mom has a champion van, basically they're calling your mom a cock-sucker. This also can apply to anyone who is not your mother.
Student: "Mrs. Woods, do you drive a champion van?"
Teacher: "What?"
Other Students: "OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
Teacher: "What?"
Other Students: "OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
by Definition Sensei October 13, 2016
Get the champion vanmug. An Amazing Guy Who Knows Anything About Everything. He Will be the nerdiest in the pack but the nicer girls are always attracted to him. he is in peak physical condition and will never skip a second without the boys. he also knows every nook and Cranny in most Video Games.
by Crewapp October 15, 2020
Get the Vanmug. a very hot persons last name it is dutch, if you happen to date one he will wow you with his big penis and amazingly toned abs so stay with the man with this last name me i met one myself i gave him great head and chocked on on his big dick then he analed me and i moaned so hard hes so hot and you should love mr van kuyk
fuck me harder daddy (mr VAN KUYK)
by DADDYFINDER69 May 22, 2018
Get the van kuykmug. 
He is a reasonable person, trust worthy guy like to communicate with people around him but doesn't likes to get annoyed. Also known as athlete, charming, respectful person you will ever met with his loverable face and every where he goes they known him as a man
"Look is Van The Man"
by CBK27 September 29, 2020
Get the Vanmug.