Van Wijngaarden

Een bedrijfseconomie, maatschappijleer en geschiedenis docent op het kalsbeek college. Heeft in het verleden bij de politieke partij het CDA gezeten. Voornaam is Jan - Wouter. Coolest motherfucker in the game.

"Ik moet naar de les, ik heb Van Wijngaarden."

"Van Wijngaarden geeft me net op mijn bek geslagen."

by Harry de Vries September 30, 2021

Kyle Van Stokkum

A type of person who is a bitch nigga with an copiously inflated ego.

Person 1: What page do we need to turn to?
Kyle: Too stupid to figure it out yourself?
Person 1: Fucking Kyle Van Stokkum Bitch nigga.

by SmellaLover May 25, 2023

Van

art personified, full of tiny things, something sublime, so extremely cute that it doesn't seem real

Van, is a pretty good guy.

by vavav November 22, 2021

Van Triel Effect

When you meet somebody in real life for the first time, but you have the feeling you already know them, because you’ve seen them on social media

I know we never met before but I have the feeling I know you, because I’ve seen you on my friends stories a lot. A total van Triel effect

by NVM1992 September 20, 2019

Mr Jansen Van Rensburg

The greatest maths teacher of all time. No, greatest teacher of all time. Funny, smart, handsome, he has it all. My favourite South African and maybe my favourite man in the whole world.

Man I love Mr Jansen Van Rensburg.

Who doesn't? He's the best.

by BenjaminHaroldBays May 12, 2023

ruben stywes van der berg

Ruben is an stuttering wwwanker, he sometimes forgets his name and struggles to talk in general. He is a nice and fun person and also a big advocate for bafana bafana. In general a great guy.

A pretty girl: "What's your name?"
ruben stywes van der berg: ""

by Miernes1234 November 12, 2023

van

Either an extremely rare first name to have, or a vehicle you should run away from.

Did you hear about Van? Yeah, I heard he drives a van.

by thecan April 11, 2021