The one who chose the bottle's curves over a woman's curves and never reproduced for whatever reason.
The family portrait never included drunk Uncle Fester because he was too drunk to stand for the photo.
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the uncle in the fam that wears a chanel suit and pillbox hat but keeps his beard because "it gets so dreadfully cold in the winter." has a cat named boo-boo
"darling, could you mix up a cocktail and set two extra places at the table? uncle honey and boo-boo are here"
"scarlett, don't disturb uncle honey while he is watching his program. you know how he gets."
"scarlett, don't disturb uncle honey while he is watching his program. you know how he gets."
by butterluv October 25, 2006
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2. I think I'm a bit uncomfortable with this grade of 32 percent.
3. your mom.
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