Moose Twat

A derogatory term used to describe a female you suspect of having a gigantic vaginal area. One that may be measured in acreage rather than square inches. This vaganal area is most likely covered in a 1960's type hairdo and is usually not kept up all that well.

Michelle Obama is a Moose Twat.

by jinkle5man October 7, 2011

Sack Of Twat

An item you cannot pour on someone's head!

JuliaD is a sack of twat!

by Godz7 February 4, 2009

twat box

A metaphorical box in which people of a "twatty" nature are placed.

Any person who you meet for the first time and you find instantly disagreable is placed in your Twat Box along with all the other people who you have ever found offensive in the past.

by Robin W July 10, 2004

Cum Guzzling Gorrila Twat Sniffer

A hariry guy that likes to guzzle cum and smell twats.

Hey man did you hear about that guy on the new?

-What guy?

The one about the Cum Guzzling Gorrila Twat Sniffer . . .

-O yahhhh! i heard about him.

by Bobby BiGGGER Dick August 4, 2009

twat

female sexual organ or punch on nose

"im going to twat you round the head with a frying pan" or "let me lick your twat"

by paez January 6, 2007

twat waffle

what your mom has

I like syrup on my twat waffle.

by rwetyertyerty March 14, 2009

Twat Waffle

The waffle-esk impression, outline, or crusty dried residue that is found on leather, vinyl, glass, or plastic surfaces either after a leaky, diseased, snotty, and/or recently soiled vagina is removed.

You wouldn't believe how wet her pussy got, just look at the twat waffle she left on my coffee table.

by Dangerous Lee February 28, 2015