twat waffle

1. An insult referring to a part of the female anatomy and a breakfast food. 2. A twisted term of endearment

Jo: What's up twat waffle?
Ash: Not much.

twat waffle by Ashlor February 11, 2010

twat rod 

Term used to replace the word penis!

"Oh my what a large Twat Rod you have!!"

twat rod by Scattyman May 1, 2005

Twat faggot 

a twat that is also a faggot (combination of the two words)

omg that dude is such a twat faggot

Twat faggot by The weird one October 5, 2007

Twat Block 

When a friend keeps a Bi chick and/or lesbian from getting laid by her girlfriend.

Friend 1: "Come on guys lets go to the movies!"

Girlfriend 1: "No ive got a beter idea. Me and my girl will stay here and you can go to the movies."

Friend 2: "Oh come on guys, it'll be fun!"

Girlfriend 2: "Fun for you maybe. You fuckin Twat Block!"

Twat Block by LeggoMyEggoBITCH!!!! May 18, 2010

Twat Waffle

twat waffle occurs when a girl with a shaven puss wears tight chain mail undies. when taken off leaves a waffle like mark on the vag.

When the girl removed her chain mail bathing suit I noticed she had twat waffle.

Twat Waffle by uzirider79 February 23, 2009

twat fuck

A Game;

You have to grab as many things near you as you can, throw them at someone and if you hit them on the head, shout 'TWAT FUCK', then count how many you can get,

2+ Players.

fun for all the family

Frank; TWAT FUCK!!
Bob; I Got 5 twat Fucks How many Have You got.
Frank; 11 So fuck You.
Bob; Fuckoff Wankstain.

twat fuck by Charlotte Ryan August 7, 2007

twat waffle

A tiny girl who think that her tinyness is somehow interesting or adorable, who will never miss an opportunity to point out how small she is, and who thinks people should treat her differently or special because she is a munchkin.

Twat waffle: "Oh my god! Look at how tiny my hands are! Aren't I so adorable?"
Me: "Dude, who let that twat waffle in here? She is such an annoying bitch. Get out of here you oompa loompa!"

twat waffle by poop_smuggler1001 December 18, 2009