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turnerous leech infestant

Tommo is the host of the rare species of turnerous leech. The Turner clings on to Tom and follows him everywhere he goes in a 'sheep' or 'leech' like manner. In a way The Turner is Tommo's 'Bitch'
"Oh Dear God no! The turnerous leech infestant has set upon me... Argh Christ on a bike !!!"
by Old Boy George May 9, 2003
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Turnerettes

A tendency to excessively and profanely discipline people that have no relation to you (Friends of your children, Shopkeepers, etc).
He was cursing his daughter's boyfriend up and down because he gave them the wrong directions. It was as if he hat Turnerettes or something.
by Tomanton February 12, 2005
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turdfood

This noun is used to politely describe something that someone less mannered may have called "fuckin' shit."
Billy: So will you please play drums for me?
Carmando: Man, I'd like to, but seriously, this song is turdfood. Go get some garbage cans and a broken metronome.
by Joe GB August 4, 2007
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Turdfat

Not a fat turd, but the fat OF a turd, or just a funny word to use as a swear word.
Oh turdfat! I broke my glasses!
by Green Tak April 4, 2009
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turfmaticks

Damn cuddy those are some dope turfmaticks
by cuddyD May 8, 2009
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Turfite

A real Burnley supporter (Turfite) NOT a glory Hunter
by Turfite May 19, 2009
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turf crabs

The little annoying black pieces of rubber from a turf field.
When she laided-out for the frisbee she got turf crabs in her compression shorts.
by procrastinationXD June 3, 2010
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