turd fuck

poopsex. plain and simple, yo.

"i want some poopsex"
"be polite; call it turd fucking"

by pappy July 19, 2004

turd-burglar

a homosexual man

I never knew Elton was a turd-burglar.

by Dunky Oggins November 4, 2003

Turd Burgaler

a man who sucks stolen turds

visal is such a turd burgaler

by visal September 9, 2003

turd cutter

a big fine booty

by Anonymous April 23, 2003

Turd on a Salad

When life serves you up some serious funk.

Dude, turd on a salad! My hair is breaking off and orangish from the Nice and Easy box-crap bleach job you gave me. I have an interview tomorrow.

by Tacoville May 1, 2011

the Cosmic Turd

– noun
A particularly solid (or frozen) piece of excrement, used as a makeshift dildo.

- verb phrase
To {perform} the Cosmic Turd; the act of using a Cosmic Turd as a make-shift dildo, with the intention of stimulating the recipient to climax before it becomes uselessly flaccid.

I couldn't get wood, so I had to slip her the Cosmic Turd...

by Ace42 November 13, 2011

turd on a log

When someone doesn't like being around you and they look at you like you are a turd on a log!

Ugh.. I don't want to hang out with her today. She is a turd on a log.

by Mammarie March 30, 2017