turd fuck

poopsex. plain and simple, yo.

"i want some poopsex"
"be polite; call it turd fucking"

by pappy July 19, 2004

turd-burglar

a homosexual man

I never knew Elton was a turd-burglar.

by Dunky Oggins November 4, 2003

Turd Burgaler

a man who sucks stolen turds

visal is such a turd burgaler

by visal September 9, 2003

turd cutter

a big fine booty

by Anonymous April 23, 2003

turd loaf

similar to a loaf of bread, yet brown with dry fragments of corn and nut. Quite thick texture but a lovely toasted. Can my found in your local bakery department.

(Overweight hairy baker) - "hahaha enjoy your turd loaf"

(Unsuspecting daughter) - "This bread looks like last nights dinner?"

by Ultimate mad tank February 7, 2010

Steel Turd

A a peice of poop that lays horizontally over the toilet hole and when you flush the toilet the turd won't break and go down the drain.

*It usually comes from eating a lot of foods with fiber. Like cheese.

Dude I had the biggest steel turd the other day when i dumped!

by cheezeball420 January 28, 2011

Turd Revenge

When you flush a monster sized one down the toilet then come back hours later to see it fermenting in the bowl, realizing one flush was not enough to banish it to the next realm.

After investigating the putridity emanating from the bathroom, I discovered a bad case of turd revenge.

by Poomonger April 21, 2011