Cum Turtle

A flying turtle that shoots cum out of it's eyes.

"Oh NO! It's the flying cum turtle! Everyone RUN!"

by M1. Potato May 28, 2016

Sam the turtle

A dolphin discussed as a turtle that crawls on the beach and lays 150 ping pong ball eggs

I saw Sam the turtle last night on the beach

by SamTheDolphinTurleMan January 05, 2019

turtle market

When there's no excitement in the news and retail investors aren't buying the dips or crypto is in a slow moving trend in a bull market.

Everyone is just so bored with the news right now, Bitcoin is in a turtle market..

by DJ Jazzy Jim September 21, 2021

'in the turtle sandbox'

Having one's nose bent out of joint; jealous, especially over introduction of another member in the household,turtle sandbox-related plastic green molded child's sandbox made by Little Tike's.

When the new puppy came home, Peanut was 'in the turtle sandbox' for days.

by Sharon Burns June 10, 2007

Frog turtles

When something is to hawt to handle and u boutta busy just from the greatness

This song is hawt as frog turtles ol son

by FriedNibbaChicken January 13, 2019

virginia turtle

When your fucking a girl and you stick your elbow in another girls vagina.

I went to my girls house and we started to fuck and she said let me call me friend so we started fucking again and I put my elbow in her vagina and my girl said I didn't know you knew the Virginia Turtle

by Podium24 March 06, 2016

Turtle girl

A female or male that is obsessed with turtles until the end of time.

Tristen is such a turtle girl.

by RALLY BOYO February 10, 2020