turd-shit 

something that really sucks or you hate.

your hair looks like turd-shit today.

turd-shit by turd December 11, 2003

Turd Merchant 

A homosexual; a gentleman who deals with the turd of another gentleman in a poking fashion.

There's Philip Moody, he's a right turd merchant!

Turd Merchant by Andy M December 4, 2003

turd cruncher 

noun:turd scraper(terd sckraipur)
1- an object that smushes your turds and you can make your own turd hat or turd scraper with it

al," im goin to the turd factory to get a turd cruncher this weekent thier having a HUGE sale."
kohri, " is their realy a turd factory? and whats a turd cruncher."
al, " i can make turd hats and what not whith it."

turd cruncher by yotoddal January 21, 2006

turd burgler 

one who breaks in and leaves turds in the breeched facility

yep looks like a turd burgler left us a gift in the shower

turd burgler by hot karl August 11, 2003

Turd Fergeson 

A middle aged individual that enjoys jerking off to pictures of dolls.

dude, raverchris should change his name to "Turd Fergeson"

Turd Fergeson by La BONCH February 16, 2003

turd swapper 

The exchanging of fecal matter with another.

You're a real turd swapper, Dave.

turd swapper by John Skinner July 10, 2007

turd on a roll 

"meat" loaded with chemicals (to insure freshness!) sold at convenience store. AKA: shit sandwich (or "sammich") -NOT FINE FRENCH CUISINE!!! ie: catch 'the' cancer here!!

i parked the dump truck and gotted me a turd on a roll and 'ultra' gulp!!

had too much air in my guts, ah needed me a turd on a roll!!

turd on a roll by michael foolsley January 13, 2010