Tipsy toe

to try and sneak somewhere when you are drunk

I tried to tipsy toe into my house and my wife caught me

by Windtaken423 April 26, 2014

Slithy toes

When someone tickles your toes and it feels Slithy.

As I was walking down the street, I asked some girl to Slithy Toes

by Supreme Lube June 5, 2018

emu-toe

The male counterpart of a camel-toe, bearing resemblance to the feet of the big, african bird.. unfortunately it is coming into fashion for young men to wear tights and skin-tight jeans as well, so this phenomenon will be unevitable in the near future...

"Uuuuh, look at Dominic, he has a real emu-toe in his new tights. What a fag he became!"

by narcoleptic fatass November 30, 2009

obama's toes

Obama's toes are actually not any normal toes, they are a organism and have a brain. They are so intelligent they are capable of creating Obamium, A EXTREMLY RARE material, considered as the most powerful and resistant material. Only Obama's toes are capable of making that. Also if you try to export Obamium or Obama's toes out of the US' of A', They will disappear and respawn in the ol' US' of A'. And this signification is also wrote by Obama's toes, While Obama is sleeping

Finally, after 69 years, OBAMA'S TOES ARE MINE!

by Obama's toes December 10, 2021

Extreme Toeing

As a beta male (preferably a descendant of some from the Belgian Congo) swan dives from a 40 foot diving platform toe first directly into a 700+ pound woman. As the male lands he screams at the top of his lungs, “AYO NIGGA I NEVER LACKIN. EEESKEEETIT.” After screaming this cultural mating call he submerged into the whale-like women’s vanginal cave toe first.

Yo cuh last night I had to buy that fat hoe we met with some extreme toeing.

by Niggitynigga February 2, 2018

Camel-toe

To graciously transition the conversation to a new topic based on a word or phrase in the current conversation. As opposed to the piggyback, camel-toe can be additive and translational.

Ferdinand: I really don't enjoy soaking my hands in water, especially washing dishes. It makes my hands all shriveled up.
Sally: To camel-toe off of that, do y'all know what soaking means?

by periodpapi February 10, 2022

independent toe

when your big toe can point like a finger to things and you can pick everything up with it.

very handy

person 1: ew is that a chode
person 2: no its charleys independent toe

by taste of her iridocyclitis October 27, 2015