Pulling out and ejaculating on a woman’s Breasts, then spreading your sauce around with your penis before pulling out your chest hair and garnishing your creation in a salt bae fashion
That bird I met off tinder, she’s a bit of a goer, I was was cooking like Pozniak after a first date.
by VinceVegas May 12, 2021
This phrase is misogynistic. It represents everything wrong with our culture today. This phrase refers to women and how they should stay in the kitchen where they so called belong.
Just, let em cook.
by Simp_leStones March 31, 2023
The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then the spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.
- Did you hear about David getting arrested?
- No, what happened??
- His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!
- No, what happened??
- His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!
The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then The spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.
"Some dude" Did you hear about David getting arrested?
"Some other dude" No what happened??
"Some dude" His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!
"Some other dude" No what happened??
"Some dude" His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!
by the big gay boi December 19, 2021
Gang1: I met up with this nice tendaroni and she wanted me to cook her pattie because she was feeling the slime.
Gang2: My man!
Gang2: My man!
by Mr. Vivre October 27, 2022
when a male repeatedly calls a male coworker a homo in hopes that he will leave his heterosexual life behindfor a homosexual life together.
by Raymond Matthew Cook December 7, 2018
It’s the one day out of the week when Jake likes to say weird shit that doesn’t make any sense to his girlfriend
by E Inah Pets April 8, 2021