by corn you May 14, 2018
Get the vanmug. super sexy boy who is a professional boulderer, chess player and porn star( he very slim) and bouwt very graag met lego
-hey look its mauro van laere
. wow, now that he shaved his snor i want to play chess with him while he bouwt some lego
. wow, now that he shaved his snor i want to play chess with him while he bouwt some lego
by azqswxerdfcvtyghbnuijkplm February 19, 2024
Get the mauro van laeremug. A crazy small town in Illinois with less than one hundred people, one road and about a mile long. If your from here chances are good you have never seen a black person unless it was Black Barbie.
Girl: Im from Van Orin, IL
Guy: Where?
Girl: Oh just a really small town in the middle of nowhere full of farms:
Guy: Black people live there?
Girl: What are Black people?
Guy: ... screw this, you just want to have sex?
Girl: What is sex?
Guy: Holy crap...
Guy: Where?
Girl: Oh just a really small town in the middle of nowhere full of farms:
Guy: Black people live there?
Girl: What are Black people?
Guy: ... screw this, you just want to have sex?
Girl: What is sex?
Guy: Holy crap...
by Kyuket June 9, 2011
Get the Van Orinmug. The act of pulling up and spreading apart one’s own vagina to reveal the clitoris and other inner workings of the vaginal folds.
by Stickypee May 12, 2020
Get the kelly-van-winklemug. by Znjerp February 18, 2021
Get the van Zeijlmug. 1. A wonderful, light brown haired boy who I’ve gotten the pleasure of being with for the past year and a half. He’s funny, sweet, and cute. His eyes are light blue and he’s somewhat tall. Van has freckles scattered on his face and on some other parts of his body. Van’s my favorite person and I love him very much.
2. He’s also going to college soon and will probably find a new girlfriend, so if you get to be with him you are really lucky. Please take good care of him and love him. Whoever gets to be Van’s girlfriend in a year from now, please just love him more than you’ve loved anything else in your life. He deserves it.
2. He’s also going to college soon and will probably find a new girlfriend, so if you get to be with him you are really lucky. Please take good care of him and love him. Whoever gets to be Van’s girlfriend in a year from now, please just love him more than you’ve loved anything else in your life. He deserves it.
1. Me: “Van Z is the best boyfriend I’ve ever had!”
2. College girls: “Have you seen Van Z? He’s so handsome, I’m going to date him!”
2. College girls: “Have you seen Van Z? He’s so handsome, I’m going to date him!”
by SnowFreckles December 21, 2022
Get the Van Zmug. by ViMainLoL November 24, 2021
Get the Van Aldrin Montenegromug.