Moon King

Moon King an amazing friend I knew him since chatogo. He's an absolute player, he's cocky and thinks very highly of himself but he's never selfish especially when is comes to a friend in need. That's what I love about him. He can be really annoying but I guess in a way it's charming but I'd never admit that in front of him I'd rather swallow a rotten mouse. Anywho the saddest part about him is that he always puts on a cheery smile even when there's something rough going on. I always feel worthless watching him get hurt because there's nothing i can do about it. Moon King doesn't deserve that shit. I hope things get better for him because he deserves the world <3

Moon King is a complicated whore.

by A zombae <3 May 2, 2021

Moone boy

Somebody with an unusually large head

How you doing Moone boy?

by Valoawesome August 30, 2015

moon-bat

A frighteningly insane person of very conservative political beliefs. Moon-bats are often found wandering naked thru gun stores or protesting in front of womens health clinics.

An alternate form of the term moonbat

That barking moon-bat Ann Coulter is eventually going to end-up biting the head off of something. For some reason, her voice on television often causes my cat to urinate on the ceiling.

by J. S. Owens December 22, 2003

New Moon

The second novel in the Twilight Saga by Stephenie Meyer. The film, starring Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, and Taylor Lautner is directed by Chris Weitz. The plot is about a now eighteen human teenager, Bella Swan, who is in love with a never growing glorious vampire, Edward Cullen. In the first chapter, a incident happens where Edward realizes that him being so close to her could kill her. Not wanting to cause her harm and keep her safe, he does what he thinks is best for Bella, he leaves Forks, Washington.

Bella Swan is heartbroken for months, and the only thing that can numb her pain is time with best friend Jacob Black. Throughout the book you will discover Jacob has a secret too, he is a werewolf. And it just so happens werewolves and vampires are natural enemies. Also, Laurent and Victoria from Twilight return. And the ending will leave you happy as ever and ready for Eclipse.

"Dude, I'm so pumped to go watch New Moon!"
"Me too! Robert/Edward is so hot. Taylors body is to die for."

by twihaarder November 21, 2009

shoot the moon

when a prostitue agrees to lick your ass out

Monkey Boy shot my moon last night like you wouldn't believe!

by chipdurango January 30, 2005

red moon

A word used instead of "blue moon" due to the fact "blue moon" is a cliche. Same definition as blue moon. Rarely.

She'll clean her room once in a red moon!

by Mr. Anderson October 10, 2004

Half Moon

when usually a woman takes revenge on a guy for such sexual acts as , angry pirate, spider man, alaskan fire dragon, honey pot, forking .... while in bath or bed she rips of his large toe nail and jams it down the 'japs' eye of his penis in retaliation

tom is bored with his sex life , his wifes a bitch, he spices it up my while reciving oral cums into her eye and kicks her leg ( the angry pirate ) , later while relaxing in the bath together under the bubbles touches him into a stiffy , while with the other hand rps of his big toe nail and shoving it down his winky (Half Moon - the toe nail shape)
tom is hurt , badly

by SmokedK April 15, 2010