Van Dorning

Taking things way to far

The man was Van Dorning when he brought a pocket constitution into class.

by mynameisntmax December 19, 2013

allen van hook

The Chosen One, whom has powers beyond humanitys understanding!

Allen Van Hook can fix anything!

by Allen Van Hook April 5, 2015

columbian moving van

A large trail of cocaine being snorted by a group.

We drove the columbian moving van last night.

by fuckingendme July 18, 2016

Van Arse

A condition caused by driving round dial in a commercial vehicle all day when it is overly warm with no air conditioning, leaving the occupants with smelly/sweaty arses'

"Fuck me mate, you have proper Van Arse on today!"

by Bivop July 28, 2016

North Van

Vaginal sex.

"How did your date go last night?"
"Great. We went to North Van."

by SweetSuit December 4, 2016

Van Baal

A Kamasutra sex stance.

Damn Kevin, how did you master the Van Baal so well?

by maxwellEQ December 5, 2016

Rip Van Winkle festival

When more than 3 people purposely trap their genitals in a vehicle door.

"both of us ended up with our bollocks and todgers trapped, it was a proper Rip Van Winkle Festival!"

by hackneydale November 17, 2015