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Moose flett

Moose, he’s a legend. Nothing really left to say...you will usually find him playing beer darts and or just getting absolutely belligerent. He’s usually hanging with the bad boys, Alex G, Jake Kustra, Dobs, Bingham, Benny Kor, etc. He plays hockey in Fort Frances Ontario for the Fort Frances Lakers. Can’t go a day with his three favourite things. Beers, chicks, hockey.
by Themanthemyththeflett November 27, 2018
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Scared Moose

When a man is behind a woman, doggy style, the man pulls out and sticks it in her ass. When she turns around to look at the man he raises his hands behind her head, palms spread and thumbs touching the ears.
Change lanes and when her eyes get big give her antlers... scared moose!
by maninja19 December 9, 2010
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Typhon of Rivia(Moose)

A really fat white boy who hasn't passed algebra 2 yet. Has a nerdy voice and tries to act tough on discord.com.
Tyrell: yo did you hear that Typhon of Rivia(Moose) got slammed by Apollo?

Amir: the fat white kid who uses big words on discord.com?

Tyrell: yeah
by Evrrr July 14, 2022
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chocolate moose tracks

When you leave shit covered, mushroom stamps across a girls back after fucking her in the ass.
After pounding her ass, I left some chocolate moose tracks on that bitch's back.
by DarkSilver June 2, 2014
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Baby Moose

The ONE AND ONLY mascot of Building Trades. A BEAUTIFUL CREATURE. usually great in bed
by anonymous March 8, 2021
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Moose Lips

Moose Lips is a term used to describe the size of a black person's lips.
Tyrone can really gobble down watermelon fast with the help of his big moose lips.
by Ieatnutz February 2, 2025
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Smoking the moose

Doing something that is destined to fail or hopeless.

Derived from the story of Chris McCandless, specifically how he tried to smoke a moose in the freezing Alaskan wilderness.
Person 1: “Yo bro, I think I’m going to email Professor Williams and see if he’ll give me some extra credit so I can pass the class.”
Person 2: “Come on man, you’re averaging a 10 in his class. You’re smoking the moose.”
by Abceinstein July 23, 2025
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