Freaknesses

Freaky Weaknesses

We share many Freaknesses.

by @only1.freaknesses May 20, 2019

controller freak

someone who gets so violent with video games that they bust their controller on a hard surface after something goes wrong in a game

son:"dude I die to a mp5 again, *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* FUCKING NIGGERS *BANG* *BANG*....... aw fuck... I broke it. MOOOM...I NEED A CONTROLLER" mom: "get a fucking job you controller freak." son:"SHUT UP WHORE"

by xXtrafloverXx November 20, 2021

beat me freak

A person who likes being beat on for fun or sexual pleasure

Emma: Look at Jenny play fight with Jeff.
Lisa: God she’s a pick me and a beat me freak.

by UnknownEmo November 16, 2022

freak off

1. to jerk off.

2. masturbation, specifically a man.

3. A moment where a guy sits in the school bathroom and can't stop thinking about a girl to the point where he's just stroking it and freak off until he frosts the stall with his cream. It ultimately becomes a habit where the dude strokes multiple times a day without thought even when he has no sexual thoughts in his mind.

Do varsity boys freak off in the school bathroom? No wonders there's sperm all over the wall!

by SigmaSlang June 22, 2025

Freak

A person who’s part of The Freak Trend

I’m a freak, if I wasn’t why would I say I was?

by Unorthodoxy January 1, 2021

Freak

A freak is a person who edits Wikipedia pages for fun.

David is not a freak. He has a life.

by Nasty Nestor December 4, 2015

Freak Al yankalot

When you jack off in someone's face while singing the 1988 parody song "fat" by Weird al yankovic (describing your member) and finishing preferably on the "YOU KNOW IM FAT" part.

Imma try Freak Al Yankalot with my partner tonight

by Diddles sparkle September 4, 2025