layin train

Pulling out a ginormous penis and beating "it" up.

Man, I was layin train on that girl last night, felt like heaven in a pussy!!

by Definitionkingfetty1 April 17, 2016

Dick Train

Any chaotic situation that is fucked up beyond repair.

"I was at Joe's house last night. Everyone was drunk, throwing up, fighting, it was a complete dick train..."

"Yeah, Steve called me over to help him move but his retard brother was there drunk. Turned into a complete dick train, wound up leaving."

"Yeah, I mean I try to vote and give a shit about politics but Washington, DC has become such a massive dick train, I don't see light at the end of the tunnel..."

"Dude, there's a cop following us"
"Fuck, I got weed.... All aboard the dick train..."

by I_HATE_THE_TRUTH October 5, 2016

waiting for a train

To go for a shit

Where's urko gone?..... she's waiting for a train

by monobollocks November 27, 2016

train horning

Train horning is when a circumsized dude and a cut dude touch tips together, then the "uncut" guy pulls his foreskin over the cut dude while making a train horn sound.

" dude I walked into the gym locker room only to find a couples fags train horning"

by Ass gasket November 2, 2015

noob train

a line of n00bs in a online mmo, such as World Of Warcraft, who all go to one high-leveled opponent, usually an annoying choob who think's he/she is all that, and teh pwn teh shit outta him/her.

last night on WoW, i saw a noob train of gnome's pwn a lvl 60

by rjmaster225 January 10, 2009

Bullshit train

Something you call when somebody you're communicating with is clearly stating some very questionable things, in other words - bullshitting you.

I was talking to the girl and she said she didn't like to be flirted with. I had to call the bullshit train.

by Odelan July 26, 2015

Ho Train

The Ho Train is a figure of speech used for a group of girls that are constantly together and "Ho-ing" around town.

Ex: Doug: Man, can you believe that group of girls that walked into the bar and were trying to get any group of guys to buy them drinks and take them home? What was up with that?

Max: That, my friend, was a Ho Train :(

Ho, Train, Ho-ing, Group of Girls :(

by rougher12 August 14, 2014