shonky gift tactician

giver of useless articles described as "gifts".usually old crap that they no longer want themselves.see also (Gimblett)

by candyass white boy June 21, 2003

tactical insertion

1. tactically inserting ones tool into an area of interest.

2. tactically inserting ones member into a females mouth when she is passed out (or unconcious) without waking her up.

If you insert your member flacid you can proceed to wake her up with a strong erection tickling her throat in the best way possible.

3. Tactically inserting your dick into a hoe without her knowing.

1. I woke JANE up this morning with a perfectly executed tactical insertion. And to add to that I covered her eyes with my ball sack and proceeded to play "guess who" as a shot my load with force on her tonsils.

by MR. FELCHER January 30, 2010

Testicals

The Festivals are waving around in the air and they are wrinkly. They are dangerous if they are put in the wrong place. The wrinkly old objects are useless in the snow. When the hair gets caught on braces it is a painful experience.

Testicals is a scientific term for yarbles or coin purpose.

by Flappy101 January 17, 2015

tacticool

Anyone who owns Airsoft.

Gunnar loved to slice the pie with his tacticool airsoft MP5SD.

by mrPickles September 6, 2004

testicle

a quest

Robin is still looking for his testicle

by me October 14, 2003

testicle

a pop cicle

Let me have a lick of your testicle!

by mrsp January 19, 2004

tastilize

to imagine the taste of something.

I tastilized the shepards pie.

by percilla January 1, 2008