Taint Joint 

The Taint Joint is something only passed off upon someone in ill will. Marijuana is rolled into a cigarette also commonly know as a joint, later the joint is placed along the taint, secured for a time underneath the sweaty scrotum. Later this joint is given to an unsuspecting victim who in turn later smokes your sweaty taint grease.

I was really pissed at them, so I slipped them a Taint Joint.

Taint Joint by Bob~Da~Builder January 11, 2014

Taint soup 

When your taint is soaked in sweat due to weather or emotional influence. This is the umbrella phrase that covers ball soup and clam chowder.

It was way too hot last night, I woke up with a bowl of taint soup.

Taint soup by Kungfud00d January 26, 2014

Tainted weed

Marijuana laced with other drugs such as pcp, dmt. Etc.

I was buggin out last night man!
That kid gave me tainted weed!

Tainted weed by CHAINsmoker June 16, 2014

taint missile 

When u accidentally pull your Weiner out too far when you're plowing a chick and you ram it into her taint.

I was cock blasting a chick really hard and I accidentally pulled a thrust out too far and gave her a taint missile that hurt so bad that it made the cold war look like a trip to Disney Land.

taint missile by Inspector Taint July 5, 2014

taint forest 

An overgrown and infested bundle of hair in between your nut sack and butt hole.

Person 1- "Man, you smell like ass cheese"
Person 2- "Don't worry, its just my taint forest, i haven't trimmed it in over a year, it's really infested"

taint forest by OD10US 0NE November 12, 2014

taint jolt 

When going at your woman so fast and hard , you slip out and stab her in the taint...

Babe: I'm sorry for slamming my cock into your taint.. Are you ok? Can you go some more? I promise Not to taint jolt you again

taint jolt by sc121800 November 27, 2014

Tainaje 

Beautiful . Big butt girl . Who's independent and has the best personality . You won't get bored around her . Everyone loves her company and will have a great time with her . Keeps you smiling and laughing at all times

What's her name ? Oh Tainaje , she's amazing .

Tainaje by AprilJenkins January 2, 2015