trout mouth

Describes the sticky, pungent taste in your mouth that follows a long night of drinking after which you take home the nastiest, dirtiest, filthfest of a woman and proceed to engage in such things as sixty-nines and deep tongue splunking with her.

The only known cure for trout mouth is long oral wash with white vinegar (do NOT try toothpaste, the taste of trout and mint will surly cause vomiting) and a REALLY long shower. Assuming of course that you've already gone home or -if the act took place at your house- ejected the culprit from your home.

"A good friend would NOT have let me take THAT home. I woke up with the worst case of trout mouth today. You evil son-of-a-bitch."

by Cracka61 December 1, 2006

truth

Whatever the person speaking thinks, has heard, or has read online.

You'd be shocked if you knew the truth about 911.

by Crawdad Nelson December 13, 2016

Fuck-Trout

noun; Pertaining to 'an undesirable' female; One that embodies the essence of a 'fuck-trout.'She that would be readily distinguished as a 'fuck-trout.'

"That fuck-trout has the face of a fuck-trout."

by T. Horsecollar March 26, 2006

The Truth

The Truth, The Whole Truth, and nothing but The Truth.

After several minutes of questioning and lies, George finally told The Truth.

by Stephan J. August 17, 2014

The Truth

Lil Wayne's first language

I speak the truth but I guess that's a foreign language to y'all

-lil wayne

by Devin J the Snipe December 7, 2011

The Truth

A mans erect penis. Natures prozac.

My woman was becoming a bit unsettled so I gave her THE TRUTH. She is now feeling better and more grounded. She is back to her regular self.

by S. S. D. June 3, 2009

truth torpedo

Noun a massive payload of knowledge shot into peoples minds causing a mental explosion of mass porportions

This is what Charlie Sheen shoots at people that usually cant understand it because they are not as "intelligent" as he is

I about to drop a truth torpedo on your ass
interchangable with torpedo of truth

by Jubilator March 25, 2011