Eggs and Toast

When you crack an egg into a pussy with a yeast infection

Friend:dude i made eggs and toast for her last night

by yu fuccboi July 2, 2019

toasted cracker

A sunburned white person.

Damn. I went to the beach today and came back looking like a toasted cracker.

by Metalheadgamerguy July 10, 2019

Toast box

That thing you stand on to tell people your opinion

Person 1: get off your toast box
Person 2: frigg off rick

by fingerblaster 4000 July 12, 2019

Toasted Head

Getting head from someone who is vaping

“Hey dude nice vape”
“Yeah you should see my girl’s. She gave me the best toasted head off that thing”

by TheHeadToaster July 21, 2019

margarine toast butterer

a random insult; it can be used randomly, and can also substitute for cum slut or whore for more *family friendly* dialogue

i swear to god you better not uwu @me you heckin mArgARiNe ToaST buTtEreR

by iambek July 28, 2019

Raw toast

Toast ready to cook and it is FIAAAAAARRRRR👌🔥🔥🔥

Side note- only sold in the Birmingham area tho so like bad do for every other motherfucker

I’m hungry I fancy some raw toast

by Hsidjsicjsjs July 30, 2019

Raw toast

Toast ready to cook and it is FIAAAAAARRRRR👌🔥🔥🔥

Side note- only sold in the Birmingham area tho so like bad do for every other motherfucker

I’m hungry I fancy some raw toast

by Hsidjsicjsjs July 30, 2019