Christmas Eve Night

The night before Christmas, the second most exciting time of the year.

This is the time where paren- er...I mean, Santa delivers the gifts to the children in the Christmas tree.

Mom: "Jackie, remember not to stay up on Christmas Eve Night!"
Jackie: "ok"

by Sippy December 23, 2019

white christmas tree

When you finish jacking off and the cum soars up into the air and land on your pubes and have it hang there like snow on a Christmas tree.

-Yo I just bust a nut and I've got a white Christmas tree.

-At least you dont have any dingleberries.

by The dick duo May 5, 2018

canadian christmas balls

When you buy Canadian maple syrup and pour it all over your balls before you go to sleep on Christmas eve, as we all know elves love maple syrup, so while you're sleeping tiny elves smell the sweet maple syrup and climb into your bed and sensually lick the syrup off your balls.By FAR the best Christmas gift I've ever recieved

I got my boyfriend canadian christmas balls for christmas and now we are engaged

by pimpmasterG December 7, 2014

Christmas Dinner Syndrome

You get Christmas Dinner Syndromeby eating to much food.
When you cannot digest your food

“Oh boy I think I’ve got Christmas Dinner Syndrome!” Said the Boy.

by Boomer.B November 3, 2019

sev and their gf on christmas

they had sex on christmas

“you’re gonna be like sev and their gf on christmas”

by cxmdyn March 15, 2022

Chlamydophila Christmas Cluster

An increase of people contracting Chlamydia at Christmas due to an influx of lonely souls fornicating around the holidays.

"Dude, you should totally abstain from hooking up at the office Christmas party; You don't want to be part of the Chlamydophila Christmas Cluster!"

by sjd76 December 25, 2013

Christmas party takedown

A girl/guy at your office that will be the target for affection for a drunken rondevous after the Christmas party

Steve: you see that , I think she works on 9.
John: that looks like a Christmas Party takedown right there.

by phon3guy November 12, 2015