by Boomer.B November 03, 2019
An increase of people contracting Chlamydia at Christmas due to an influx of lonely souls fornicating around the holidays.
"Dude, you should totally abstain from hooking up at the office Christmas party; You don't want to be part of the Chlamydophila Christmas Cluster!"
by sjd76 December 25, 2013
The night before Christmas, the second most exciting time of the year.
This is the time where paren- er...I mean, Santa delivers the gifts to the children in the Christmas tree.
This is the time where paren- er...I mean, Santa delivers the gifts to the children in the Christmas tree.
by Sippy December 24, 2019
When a female/male is blowing two dudes at the same time. When the two dudes are about to ejaculate she sticks the penises up her nose and the jizz goes up her nose and into her throat, therefor causing her to puke up a cum/snot throwup which is then used as lubricant for the two guys to double penetrate her in the ASS.
Eh yo son we totally just gave dat bitch a crispy christmas shower,.. Bitch likes dat grotti tasteful christmas shower shiat.
by RICHIEJACKSONWARRIORS March 05, 2012
Lastnnight doninic gave me an italian christmas donkey
by Bitch 599 December 26, 2017
A girl/guy at your office that will be the target for affection for a drunken rondevous after the Christmas party
Steve: you see that , I think she works on 9.
John: that looks like a Christmas Party takedown right there.
John: that looks like a Christmas Party takedown right there.
by phon3guy September 28, 2015
When you finish jacking off and the cum soars up into the air and land on your pubes and have it hang there like snow on a Christmas tree.
-Yo I just bust a nut and I've got a white Christmas tree.
-At least you dont have any dingleberries.
-At least you dont have any dingleberries.
by The dick duo February 09, 2018