Christmas Eve Night

The night before Christmas, the second most exciting time of the year.

This is the time where paren- er...I mean, Santa delivers the gifts to the children in the Christmas tree.

Mom: "Jackie, remember not to stay up on Christmas Eve Night!"
Jackie: "ok"

by Sippy December 23, 2019

Italian christmas donkey

Unwanted butt play from an Italian on christmas

Lastnnight doninic gave me an italian christmas donkey

by Bitch 599 April 22, 2018

white christmas tree

When you finish jacking off and the cum soars up into the air and land on your pubes and have it hang there like snow on a Christmas tree.

-Yo I just bust a nut and I've got a white Christmas tree.

-At least you dont have any dingleberries.

by The dick duo May 5, 2018

Christmas Dinner Syndrome

You get Christmas Dinner Syndromeby eating to much food.
When you cannot digest your food

“Oh boy I think I’ve got Christmas Dinner Syndrome!” Said the Boy.

by Boomer.B November 3, 2019

Crispy Christmas Shower

When a female/male is blowing two dudes at the same time. When the two dudes are about to ejaculate she sticks the penises up her nose and the jizz goes up her nose and into her throat, therefor causing her to puke up a cum/snot throwup which is then used as lubricant for the two guys to double penetrate her in the ASS.

Eh yo son we totally just gave dat bitch a crispy christmas shower,.. Bitch likes dat grotti tasteful christmas shower shiat.

by RICHIEJACKSONWARRIORS June 12, 2012

christmas is early this year

The meaning of the phrase 'Christmas came early' is rather straight forward — that is to depict when something good happens to you unexpectedly, and it feels like Santa brought you an early present.

- she found her cat! Christmas is early this year!

by AnitaRadcliffe April 6, 2023

sev and their gf on christmas

they had sex on christmas

“you’re gonna be like sev and their gf on christmas”

by cxmdyn March 15, 2022