Swiftie Bowl

Super Bowl LVIII

Are you going to be watching the Swiftie Bowl on February 11th? Nah, I just look at the commercials most years.

by Swiftfootedfan January 29, 2024

Swift middle school

A terrible fucking school where whores start rumors and talk shit behind your back no matter who you are. It is also filled to the brim with people that want to give AIDS to people 2 grades below you and people that think being a sickness is funny, along with others who think they are better than you in every way possible and will manipulate anyone into believing them. The food is terrible too, considering they gave us an "omelette" that caused me to shit so violently she when I got home I'm pretty sure I gained airtime, but a few days later when they gave us hot dogs for lunch I ate half of it and puked on my way to the nurse after I felt so dizzy I could barely walk. Don't ever consider this school as even decent because the only good part about it are the LEAD and ELA teachers, along with most of the related arts teachers except for the art teacher, she a sexist racist bitch who lives so close to me I've considered war crimes against her family. If you have to go here the only thing you have to look forward to is the trip to Hershey park at the end of the year that is so difficult for some people to get into you almost never are there with your closest friends. DO NOT GO TO SWIFT MIDDLE SCHOOL BECAUSE I HAVEN'T LEARNED ONE USEFUL THING

Mother: how was your day at swift middle school?
any person: dogshit *pukes up everything in their body*

by Myschoolistheworst February 3, 2024

Swiftes

A new derogatory term given to the kansas city chiefs team and fans after patrick mahomes got together with tayor swift

Swiftes fan: Oh yeah patrick mahomes is the best qb ever!
Anybody else: Fucking swifties man.

by NotTheRealShady February 4, 2024

Swiftie

Masturbating in a public bathroom, such as a restaurant, business, school, church, et cetera. This definition was developed by zGen to illustrate how celebrity culture has become like public masturbation, a largely self-indulgent display of isolation.

MargaretBrennan had a Swiftie at CBS studios after filming FaceTheNation last week.

by LuckyStumbles February 5, 2024

Swiftie

Someone who is a huge fan of Taylor SWift , knows every lyric to her songs , her details and supports her 🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽

Are you listening to Taylor Swift again?

Yes , Im such a swiftie!

by yourfavgreek November 14, 2023

swiffabees

White girls who are oblivious to the damage that they cause, as they imitate and emulate celebrities. Especially, Taylor Swift, Brittany Spears, or Kim Kardashian. AKA, a Taylor Swift wannabe.

I was almost killed driving on the freeway by a herd of swiffabees!

by Dr. D.Grey November 18, 2023

Swift Play

A person who does thing in a swift playing motion.

Hey you see that milf? I'm gonna swift play fuck that milf's pussy today.

by iknowwhatimdoingahahahaha November 19, 2023