Hawaiian Slurpee

The act of pouring local Hawaiian pineapple juice into the vagina then sipping it out with a turtle safe straw.

Guy: Babe, I'm really craving pineapple and sex right now.
Girl: well let me lay down and you can try a Hawaiian slurpee.

by Islandfukking April 25, 2021

bum slurper

A person who ‘slips over’ and lands on a bum/arse/bunda/cheeks and simple opens his mouths and wiggles his tongue in a circle formation while slurping up all that ‘bunda’.

John: *crying*

Harry: “Dude, why you crying?”

John: “It’s rob, he’s slurped my girls bum.”

Harry: “Shit dude! I always thought he was a ‘bum slurper’.

by officialbumslurper May 29, 2021

you-slurper

A younger bitch who attempts to dethrone the life of a married woman because she can suck her husband's cock better than her.

My husband was a pig, but he wasn't going to ruin our marriage over a you-slurper.

by Arnie Grape June 16, 2021

Ass Slurpee

When you take the top of a slurpee cup and lick someone’s asshole threw it

When Ashley seen Mikey’s ass at the party she wanted to give him a ass slurpee

by Project Blue Book July 29, 2021

Ass Slurpee

When you take Slurpee cover and lick someone’s ass to complition threw the whole

When Ashley seen Mikey’s ass she wanted to give him a Ass Slurpee

by Project Blue Book July 29, 2021

Cum Slurper

Someone who enjoys sucking dick to the utmost degree.

That girl is quite the cum slurper.

by J P Smoove August 27, 2021

Derpee Slurpee

Derpee Slurpee, Also Known By The Name “Bryce.” Is A YouTuber and A Music Artist. He Plays The Ukulele and Other Instruments and He Runs His YouTube Channel

Derpee Slurpee Just Posted And New Song And Video!

by Gizmo Fish November 23, 2021