Jerk search

The act of trying to find a male partner while out at the bar.

"Let's go jerk search tonight."
"We met on our jerk search that other night"

by ayeitsbrobro November 17, 2025

wind-shear

Refers to da butt-hair-shaving action of da extra-strong INTERNAL "air currents" --- i.e., farts --- dat are experienced by aircraft pilots who are stomach-knottedly stressed by having to deal with extra-strong EXTERNAL air-currents --- i.e., sudden wind-gusts --- during takeoff and/or landing.

Refraining from da consumption of baked beans or cabbage before or during a flight can reduce da severity of wind-shear when piloting in blustery weather.

by QuacksO November 18, 2025

pinking shears

The female equivalent to a circle jerk. Derived from scissor sex.

The quilting club took a break for some pinking shears time.

by TwitchyPalm November 28, 2025

Sinha Search

Washed up minor celebrity desperately searches Google to find any reference about them in the tabloid press.

After Bobby Seagull got an MBE, there was a desperate Sinha Search to find out if the Chase Christmas Special had more viewers than a documentary about paint.

by FredHart December 31, 2025

Saap and Search

The aforementioned phrase describes the process of thorough marijuana indigestion via vaporizer device, primarily with a small group of losers in a shitty car, and then proceeding to consume copious amounts of unhealthy food and carry themselves as even bigger nuisances to society.

That degenerate saaped the whole cartridge from his chomie's wax pen right in front of his mom and then wanted to divulge the inner machinations of the entire solar system. In short, this is saap and search.

by SaapHead October 15, 2018

dab n’ shmear

The art of ejaculating semen on your partner’s body, then using the dick as a paint brush to shmear said semen in a potential artistic fashion. Traditionally on their face.

(Partner speaking) Tonight, when we get home, I want you to dab n’ shmear my face.

by eck07 November 21, 2018

bystander Google-search

Humorous term to describe where you "publicly" solicit the knowledge ("Excuse me, everyone --- do any of you happen to know anything about ___?", or, ""Hey, Folks --- are any of you familiar with the technical properties of ___?") of anyone within yelling-distance about a particular question or problem that you encounter at that time and place.

Doing a bystander Google-search can yield surprising results --- more than once I have gotten out of a perplexing dilemma in this way.

by QuacksO April 15, 2019