A period of time, usually a week, that is used when "taking a break" from ones relationship in order to hook up with some other partner. Used in conjunction with a semi-truth or lie about why said break is needed, the safety week adds a period of time to the "initial break" to serve the purpose of appearing like the break was actually needed, and not thought up for the pleasure of "cheating".
How are you and Sarah doing?
-Ok, i wanna hook up with my friend over summer vacation so I'm gonna tell Sarah I need a break and then get with that other chick.
Won't it seem suspicious that you want to get back with Sarah RIGHT after you get back from vacation? You should use a safety week or two.
-Ok, i wanna hook up with my friend over summer vacation so I'm gonna tell Sarah I need a break and then get with that other chick.
Won't it seem suspicious that you want to get back with Sarah RIGHT after you get back from vacation? You should use a safety week or two.
by Bumble-Puppy June 22, 2011
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ZOMG! The doggie just safety glassed all over the groomer's face... luckily the on-lookers were spared.
by Capn' Poot Poot September 8, 2011
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Verb: to dodge a safety representative on a worksite, esp in the instance of knowingly violating safety policy.
Jessica: "Safety Dan is coming! Where is your hard hat?"
Tim: "Shit, I'm gonna have to do a safety dodge!"
Jessica: "Quick, hide in this dumpster for an undisclosed period of time."
Tim: "Good thinkin!"
Tim: "Shit, I'm gonna have to do a safety dodge!"
Jessica: "Quick, hide in this dumpster for an undisclosed period of time."
Tim: "Good thinkin!"
by CupricCow October 9, 2011
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by yamum, October 12, 2011
Get the safety bay chicks mug.Saferwafer is a term used when you see your friends and basically say Hi but instead of saying Hello, Hi, Wassup You say Saferwafer or just safe.
It is sometimes a word that you can say when no-ones talking and you want to make sure someones there so you'll say saferwafer and they will have to reply the same thing.
It is sometimes a word that you can say when no-ones talking and you want to make sure someones there so you'll say saferwafer and they will have to reply the same thing.
Dude1: Saferwafer!
Dude2: Saferwafer man! Was going on?
or
*silent*
saferwafer?
*everyone replys* Saferwafer quaver traver paper
Dude2: Saferwafer man! Was going on?
or
*silent*
saferwafer?
*everyone replys* Saferwafer quaver traver paper
by Iwillcleanyourroom October 27, 2011
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friend: what happened after that girl twisted your wrist?
me: oh i just used the good old safety release and ran like hell
me: oh i just used the good old safety release and ran like hell
by wangodango December 4, 2011
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by JYoTX December 26, 2011
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