Blubber shirt

The oversized T-shirt that a obese person wears at a waterpark or swimming to cover their immense flab. When wet, it adheres to the blubber, defeating the purpose of wearing the shirt.

Her: Did you see the size of the cannonball that guy did?

Him: What guy?

Her: That guy, the one in the blubber shirt.

by dogstar7 March 23, 2010

Shirin

50% of the iconic lesbian duo. It was once said she failed NNN by getting doubled by both Nero and Destin

Wanna shag shirin later?

by Alex Mcgain November 4, 2019

shirted

to put on a t-shirt.
opposite is to deshirt

ur all shirted again

I've gotta go get shirted cos my nipples are hard as tic-tacs.

by kozdog January 28, 2008

red shirt

A person whose quality of work is so poor that they are bound to be fired. Based on the Star Trek characters that suck so much at their job that they end up getting killed on always missions while all of the other officers don't even break a sweat.

Holly doesn't even know enough about her job to make a single decision. She can't even understand the basics of here own job. What a red shirt.

by The nazi mermaid February 5, 2005

shirting

The action of creating a shirt.

I have been shirting in the bathroom.

by Michael O'Connell July 21, 2004

hawaiin shirt

A button up shirt with loud print ,usually worn by middle aged men who have given up on fashion or think they are being funny.Usually paired with dad jeans

Oh god,that guys wearing a hawaiin shirt.

by Peachesandscream September 7, 2015

Shirt-lifter

When a guy repeatedly lifts up his shirt for no apparent reason, other than to show off his stomach or the waistband of his boxers.

“Oh, he’s such a shirt-lifter, he’s always got his belly out!”

by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 October 13, 2018