The time of year when it's cold enough that you can leave your beer outside if there's not enough room in the refrigerator or cooler.
Guest: "There's no room for my beer in your fridge."
Host: "Dude, it's Beer Season, just set it out back."
Host: "Dude, it's Beer Season, just set it out back."
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Person 1: Is it Kaning Season?
Person 2: What? Kid your high.
Person 1: Oh yeah, Kaning Season never happens.
Person 2: What? Kid your high.
Person 1: Oh yeah, Kaning Season never happens.
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An early Christian saint and martyr (died c. 288). The Roman emperor Diocletian had Sebastian shot full of arrows. When this failed to kill him, and he continued to be critical of Diocletian, the emperor had him clubbed to death.
EXAMPLE:
' Mary Alice was smiling at a picture of Saint Sebastian, by the Spanish painter El Greco . . . Saint Sebastian was a Roman soldier who had lived seventeen hundred years before . . . He had secretly become a Christian when Christianity was against the law.
' And somebody squealed on him. The Emperor Diocletian had him shot by archers. The picture Mary Alice smiled at with such uncritical bliss showed a human being who was so full of arrows that he looked like a porcupine.
'Something almost nobody knew about Saint Sebastian, incidentally, since painters liked to put so many arrows into him, was that he survived the incident. He actually got well.
' He walked about Rome praising Christianity and bad-mouthing the Emperor, so he was sentenced to death a second time. He was beaten to death by rods.
' And so on. '
--- 1973. KURT VONNEGUT. "Breakfast of Champions, or, Goodbye Blue Monday." Chapter 19 (Pages 217 - 218).
' Mary Alice was smiling at a picture of Saint Sebastian, by the Spanish painter El Greco . . . Saint Sebastian was a Roman soldier who had lived seventeen hundred years before . . . He had secretly become a Christian when Christianity was against the law.
' And somebody squealed on him. The Emperor Diocletian had him shot by archers. The picture Mary Alice smiled at with such uncritical bliss showed a human being who was so full of arrows that he looked like a porcupine.
'Something almost nobody knew about Saint Sebastian, incidentally, since painters liked to put so many arrows into him, was that he survived the incident. He actually got well.
' He walked about Rome praising Christianity and bad-mouthing the Emperor, so he was sentenced to death a second time. He was beaten to death by rods.
' And so on. '
--- 1973. KURT VONNEGUT. "Breakfast of Champions, or, Goodbye Blue Monday." Chapter 19 (Pages 217 - 218).
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More importantly, it's the time of year when celebrities make various jokes about Tom Hanks and the camera promptly cuts to a very confused Tom Hanks.
More importantly, it's the time of year when celebrities make various jokes about Tom Hanks and the camera promptly cuts to a very confused Tom Hanks.
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Would you like to come over to my place and try some of my organic taco seasoning? I've got enough to keep you covered.
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Also used to show how little fucks a person can give.
(it's especially effective if you yell it in a Scottish accent)
Also used to show how little fucks a person can give.
(it's especially effective if you yell it in a Scottish accent)
Calvin gives no fucks when y'all make fun of him cause he knows IT'S CAMO SEASONNNNN!!
Is it camo season yet?
Adam's girlfriend does not approve of his camo season outfits.
camo no fucks
Is it camo season yet?
Adam's girlfriend does not approve of his camo season outfits.
camo no fucks
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