Swing

The state of being: the best at, master of, ultimate or supreme of, anything imaginable ever. this state induces the overwhelming power of authority on whatever it is being used for.

wow guy! you are the swing at making pizza!
Jeremy is a Swing.

by Hobbes! April 29, 2010

swindon

A little Industrial town near Bath, darlin'

'Ello you three, im from Swindon, a little industrial town near Bath, which doesn't even have a Cathedral. Fair dues!

by p February 13, 2004

Swinderman

a man who lacks a chin, has nipples located right above the anal cavity, and smells like mail pouch tobacco.

Wow, whats his problem? He's just a Swinderman

by Us People April 22, 2006

Swine Harp

when "porking" a chick from behind the act of plucking one of her pubic hairs sretching it across the anus and blowing across it until it whistles.

John was cursed with a small penis therefore he impressed his girlfriend by playing a tune on her swine harp.

by Joe Teague May 26, 2008

Swine Flu

A term used to describe a group of cops or pigs especially when they're making arrests or breaking up a party. Swine flu is known to be a fatal illness for parties.

Did you go to that party last night?
Yea it was weak though, it had the swine flu so it was over hella early.

by freshaholic May 3, 2009

Swinging Dick Of Doom

A very well educated man, with a razor sharp witt, women fall instantly for him, a real ladies man.

In a fight he is the meanest SOB you would ever want to tangle with. Usually he will suffocate his foe with in thier own asses.

a woman tells her "Oh my god i just met the Swingingdickofdoom!"
the friend replies "Are you kidding me? he is REALLY the most interest man in the world, did you fuck him?"
she replies "i couldnt help myself, he is The Swinging Dick of Doom"

by Swinging Dick Of Doom May 10, 2011

Breezy Swing

A slang term for a person's penis and balls.

Dood, Matt got kicked in the breezy swing and hit the ground crying.

by Travis, Kyle, Rayce October 9, 2006