status obsessioning

1)changing ur status every 5 mins to tell the whole world how ur work, ur day and pet fish is.

2)status obsessioning occurs most to pmsy woman (or even guys) who change their status every 1 mintue according to their mood.

3)spending ur day looking 4 kwl things 2 write 4 a status and whenever a new thought occurs u think about writing it on a stauts, then decide its too lame

4)writing really random song quotes on statuses and confusing the hell outta people

status obsessioning:

1) off to work... (5 min later) hey thats a kwl looking tree...(5min later)... i wonder was time it is...

2)i hate that !@#$ boy!! (1 min later) baby im sorry... (1 min later) whatever, i dont wana c u again (1 min later) pleeese take me bak!!!

3)mmm.. that shakespeare quote is kwl... but na, people wont like it... hey i know wat i could write.... naaa... i wonder if people will think if writing about my friends is kwl..

4)**yea yea doo bi doo bi tra la la la**

by theoriginalnax February 11, 2010

Statue of Cellberty

The act of holding your cell phone up above your head to get better reception. While doing so, one looks like they are holding the torch as Lady Liberty does.

If you perform the Statue of Cellberty in the basement office, you may be able to send that important text

by babarrackass April 24, 2011

Status Tard

A low-life who updates statuses ever 5 minutes, trying to give fellow Facebookers a deep and meaningful status which directly translates to: 'derp, derp. I cannot spell. I also believe using numbers that resemble the sounds of words is more intellectual than spelling words correctly.'

A Status Tard shares their wisdom.

life is life u some time cant stop thing from hapening as they say u got 2 take the good and bad in life to funcsoin in life that is my avise to da world.

by Turkish Delight. June 19, 2011

status of truth

The second of "truth" when you update your status and wait for the first "like" that when appeared after the first couple seconds of posting ultimately results in a reassuring sigh* followed by a chain of "likes".

Aright status of truth..once i get my first like ill go to sleep : D

by bombastik September 29, 2011

status-dj

A person who, short of actually growing a big enough pair of bollocks to dj in real life, instead bombards his facebook compatriots' newsfeeds with status update after status update containing a youtube link to some sort of irritating (or, on rare occasions, top drawer) music video. The said status updates more than always usually contain the simple utterance, 'tuuuuuuuuuune'.

After a successful day at the office Dan's friend calls him: 'Oh my days, Dan, you're totally the best status-dj evaaar! COMPLETELY forgot how good Wham are! LAST CHRISTMAS - what a tcha-huuuuuuuuune! Fucking bare love for George Michael right now, ha!'

by troylegarcon October 24, 2011

status worthy

When you have such a great moment that you have to post a status on facebook instead of twitter.

Fernando: Bomb, I just got an A on my test!
Alejandro: Cool bro, you should tweet "Just got an A on my test #intelligence"

Fernando: Nah, this is too cool for twitter. It's status worthy

by Mr.applesauce October 24, 2012

Status tweet

When someone uses a hashtag on facebook, much to the annoyance of his/her friends. Usually results in unfriending of the person and or burning down of their house.

Facebook:

Fernando: Just got my license! #elated

Alejandro: stfu. Status tweets are not allowed.

by Mr.applesauce October 24, 2012