The shits

Extreme diarrhoea

After eating a rotten oyster, Susan had the shits.

by irrelevant cat March 25, 2022

Slippery shits

The kind of shit that leaves your crack feeling slimy. When you wipe, the toilet paper glides over your crack like it's sliding down a slip and slide.

I made jalapeno poppers last night, now I have the slippery shits.

by Arhs28 July 9, 2022

Dab Shits

The urgent need to defecate after smoking a fat dab.

Johnny: "Hey bro, you were in the bathroom awhile. You good?"

Frank: " Yeah man, that last hit just gave me the dab shits."

by VerdictSphinx August 12, 2022

Aftershock Shits

After dropping a huge deuce in the toilet, wiping and thinking youre done, another round of dookie is ready to escape the bum hole, and you are immediately back on the porcelain throne. Does not need to be diarrhea.

*Person 1 exits bathroom*

Person 2: Finally

*Person 1 eyes widen and rushes back in*

Person 2: Hey! You literally just finished

Person 1: I got Aftershock Shits dude!

by Doll of nightmares September 3, 2022

Cum shits

When the shit feels so good that you ejaculate

Dude I just had a shit that felt so good I came
Oh yeah, you had the cum shits!

by weasdrgbh September 6, 2022

Daka Shits

After eating the food at Fitchburg State University and your stuck on the toilet right after and get stuck there longer than you want to be.

The worst feeling after eating at FSU is the Daka Shits

by anonymous September 24, 2022

daka shits

After eating at Fitchburg State University’s daka you get back and have to get to the nearest toilet because it tears up your insides and gives the daka shits and your stuck there for an hour.

The daka shits often comes out more than you ate

by YankeeB2003 September 24, 2022