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slowboat

A stupid person - a fool - an idiot; someone who is "extra slow."

"Slowboat" is an extension of the word slow, (like toolbox is an extension of the word tool).
"Josh, you just tried to argue that the world is flat - quit being such a slowboat."
by DarkShadowST September 6, 2018
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Slowph

A rare and aesthetic creature native to the Island State of Tasmania, Australia, Slowph's are distinguishable from other natives by their long lashes and immaculate facial features.

A Slowph's diet consists predominantly of pre-prepared Tex-Mex style delicacies, although Slowph's will hoard frozen cheese and cans of refried beans in case of emergencies. A Slowph's favorite activity is sleeping in a Slowph Den although the cuds and scratchies in her den are also welcome. Generally a gentle and loving creature, Slowph's become aggressive when a threat is perceived and will defend themselves vigorously.
C'est une Slowphet forte et indépendante. There's a Slowph in my life, I'm gonna make her my wife.
by ATW91 September 9, 2018
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Slowjob

It's slowly made... Job
Oh my god! So slow. Oh my.. Slow! Please make the slowjob faster
by Suklaa October 2, 2018
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Slowest-er

Me: your slow
Kiana:your slower
Me: your slowest
Kiana:your slowest-er
by Khaneka June 8, 2019
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Slowld

The unimaginably frustrating pace employed by people over the age of 50 when they venture out of the home either on foot or driving a vehicle and manage to get themselves between you and where you want to go. It's very likely this is done out of embittered spite against happy and young people due to the accumulation of misery and suffering through a person's lifetime.
I went to get a sandwich on my lunch break but got stuck behind a granny going so slowld I had to go hungry.
by Akkenru June 19, 2019
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Slowficient

The act of being decently okay at simple human function.
The sex last night was.. "Slowficient" at best..
by YT - Slowficient July 9, 2019
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Slowdoo

A term used to describe when the online ERP system Odoo is running slowly.
I’m trying to put an order on but it’s taking ages because I’m getting Slowdoo
by DanHock February 12, 2020
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