SLAP

Surprisingly Large Asian Penis

Sarah told her girlfriends she had finally met "the one". He was rich and handsome but best of all he had a SLAP.

by Dick Talens May 23, 2014

mushroom slap

Being slapped with a wang. Usually a hard wang.

"So this chick was blowin' some guy one day, and he pulled out and gave her a mushroom slap!"

by D.Socko May 8, 2004

Colombian mud slap

The act of scoping sex juices from a females ass and slapping her across her face with it.

That bitch was so skanky she begged Hantzel to give her the Colombian mud slap.

by Schellas. J Cox. Novz January 3, 2009

dookie slap

when walking down a street in a large city i.e., seoul, new york, hong kong, singapore etc. and a warm stench of sewage hits you momentarily.

when it hits you, you simply say..."DOOKIE SLAP." you can also substitute any smell for dookie. EX: fish slap, chunks slap (vomit), diesel slap, etc.

by sonny "O D B" ratcliffe April 25, 2007

mustard dick slap

When you squirt mustard (peanut butter works too) on your erect dick (flaccid works too) and come down on the fore head or cheek of your passed out brosky. Before, during, and after the event, you and your awake broskies must chant "Mustard DICK slap! Mustard DICK slap!" and record it with a phone or some shit like that.

Everybody: "Mustard DICK slap, Mustard DICK slap!"
(SLAP)
Everybody: "Mustard DICK slap!"
Victim: "What the FUCK!!!"
Everybody: "Mustard DICK slap, Mustard DICK slap..."

by Jako Kot February 11, 2008

booty slap

To slap a person in the face with your big butt.

" I went to the strip club and got booty slapped" - What really happened is this person had their face so close to the strippers ass, that she was able to slap him with her big butt cheeks. Like a boob slap but with the butt cheeks instead.

by Chris C. Martin May 1, 2008

National Slap an Ass Day

Every April 11th you can slap that one girl wit dat nice booty’s ass. Only on this day can there be no consequences.

Damn bro, she got a FINE ass.

Aye, it’s April 11th. National Slap an Ass Day. Remember?

(God’s Plan plays in background)

by That Wigga Named Ricky May 25, 2018