Moderately-Single

Moderately Single: How my buddy Frank defines post divorce relationships

I’m dating, unless we roll up on a legit GILF, then I’m moderately-single and hitting that!!

by Yourbest$5bet December 28, 2021

SWM (Single White MAGA)

Do you even really need a fucking definition for what these involuntary celibates are? It's pretty self-explanatory ffs.

Holy shit there's a lot of SWM (Single White MAGA) on the Facebook tonight talking about what they'd do the first time they see a non-digitalized vagina

by BeelzeDerp May 5, 2022

National Single ASB DAY

National single asb day is for the mfka who don’t get no pussy or dick and they life miserable asfk ! And all they do is pillow talk in slide down the wall cause the worthless as shit 😍

Jack: Bro it’s National single asb day
Taylor: haha you get no pussy

by NENEFRMRAQCITY June 10, 2022

emily singer

Emily singer is the Emily we all know and love from Emily is away!
She is kind and cool, and likes to use this emoji :)
Also she is fun and positive!
If you don't believe it, check out the game

Someone: who is Emily singer?
Main: oh, the coolest person ever, i even got a crush on her!

by Sans112022 June 21, 2022

annie single

stoopid slut

annie single is indeed a 'stoopid slut'

by zoweeemumma August 18, 2022

Christian Single

He just likes men and dates people for like 6 hours

dude 1: yo Christian Single you like men

by Sunflower pronce September 25, 2022

cuckold singleplayer

The act of playing multiplayer in a video game without participating because your friend has progress in your world. Common in Sandbox games like Minecraft, Terraria, and Starbound.

Person 1: "Hey, wanna play some Terraria?"
Person 2: "Nah, I want to watch some TV."
Person 1: "Just boot it up and cuckold singleplayer. I want to finish my house!"
Person 2: "...I beg your pardon?"

by Mr. Enderman October 3, 2022