tennessee shaft off

first you get your dick hard then balance a goofball on your tip then get your cousin to get a golf club and then have your cousin try to hit the ball

i was playing Tennessee shaft off and my cousin missed the ball and hit my shaft

by saggydicks January 26, 2018

tweak shaft

Someone who is really weird

That girl is such a tweak shaft

by Freaknation6969 June 2, 2018

short shaft

Something women don’t have time for...
You try to have sex but you get rejected quicker then a Nigerian asks for water on a hot summer day!

I’d fuck your mom but she said I was a short shaft

by ShaversEdge June 18, 2018

short shaft

Something no girl wants...
Something girls say no to quicker then Nigerians wanting water on a hot day

I’d fuck your mom but she said I got a short shaft

by ShaversEdge June 18, 2018

ramsey shafer

a fucking god that gets more pussy than carl wheezer

dam ramsey shafer u got pussy

by mr wheezer November 30, 2018

Snifty Shafts

When you rub your fingers up and down your ass crack and sniff them.

Just when my girl got done eating my ass she pulled a Snifty Shafts on me and that caught me offguard.

by Bbboseph February 17, 2019

fizzle shaft

The act of sucking dick with pop rocks in your mouth.

Fizzle shaft this dick!

by Ughbullshite June 25, 2019