A more popular but rather obscure variation of the 5 second rule. (Lots of people do it, but no one talks about it.)
After the food makes contact with the floor or any other undesirable surfaces, pick it up, hold it in your hands and recite the words "it's still good, it's still good" desperately. Making the food instantly eatable again.
Variations may include: Blowing on it, wiping it, or just looking around real quick before devouring it.
After the food makes contact with the floor or any other undesirable surfaces, pick it up, hold it in your hands and recite the words "it's still good, it's still good" desperately. Making the food instantly eatable again.
Variations may include: Blowing on it, wiping it, or just looking around real quick before devouring it.
Homer Simpson rule
Tom hadn't eaten in four days. When he finally got home, he made himself a sandwich while eating extra ingredients and telling himself "fuck maybe i should have made another sandwich with them instead of doing that".
Tom then goes to eat his finished product but elas drops it on the floor. Picking it up, devastated, and on the verge of tears, he cries out "it's still good....it's still good"
And then he eats it.
God i suck at writing. Sorry.
Tom hadn't eaten in four days. When he finally got home, he made himself a sandwich while eating extra ingredients and telling himself "fuck maybe i should have made another sandwich with them instead of doing that".
Tom then goes to eat his finished product but elas drops it on the floor. Picking it up, devastated, and on the verge of tears, he cries out "it's still good....it's still good"
And then he eats it.
God i suck at writing. Sorry.
by Sam39483833490875405 March 16, 2010
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The strict guidelines for being a cool kid. If you break these, you're not a cool kid.
1) never answer your texts so when people take your phone, you seem REALLY cool because you have a lot of messages.
2) on IG DMs, never comment or hit "like". The person who sent it most likely isn't cool enough to deserve your heart icon
3) always have your own sense of "fashion". When other people tell you that you look like a fucknugget, pretend that you don't know What they're talking about
4) dress to kiss up to the teachers
5) when you give out tbhs, always say to people that aren't cool enough for you that we should talk sometime. In real life, ignore them completely
6) try to act black. When you're a white cool kid, this makes you look EVEN COOLER
7) make up problems in your life to get a lot of attention. Most cool kids think they never get enough attention, so if you're a cool kid TRY TO ATTRACT AS MUCH ATTENTION AS POSSIBLE. If at all possible, try to create as much drama as possible while doing this.
8) insult yourself to make other people give you compliments. This is also because you cool kids HATE to be the center of attention and don't like drama AT ALL.
9) shit around in class all year with your cool friends and the latest iPhone and then cry that you got an F on your report card. Like the above, call yourself stupid so other people will compliment you.
10) THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE: deny all of this and bitch at people who say otherwise
1) never answer your texts so when people take your phone, you seem REALLY cool because you have a lot of messages.
2) on IG DMs, never comment or hit "like". The person who sent it most likely isn't cool enough to deserve your heart icon
3) always have your own sense of "fashion". When other people tell you that you look like a fucknugget, pretend that you don't know What they're talking about
4) dress to kiss up to the teachers
5) when you give out tbhs, always say to people that aren't cool enough for you that we should talk sometime. In real life, ignore them completely
6) try to act black. When you're a white cool kid, this makes you look EVEN COOLER
7) make up problems in your life to get a lot of attention. Most cool kids think they never get enough attention, so if you're a cool kid TRY TO ATTRACT AS MUCH ATTENTION AS POSSIBLE. If at all possible, try to create as much drama as possible while doing this.
8) insult yourself to make other people give you compliments. This is also because you cool kids HATE to be the center of attention and don't like drama AT ALL.
9) shit around in class all year with your cool friends and the latest iPhone and then cry that you got an F on your report card. Like the above, call yourself stupid so other people will compliment you.
10) THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE: deny all of this and bitch at people who say otherwise
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Used while persons are camming and one gets a phone call. That person has to show their boobs.
Used while persons are camming and one gets a phone call. That person has to show their boobs.
(During a Web Conversation)
Belinda Types;"1 sec, I got a call"...."Hello"
Vern Types;"Rule 8"
Belinda now has to show her boobs.
Belinda Types;"1 sec, I got a call"...."Hello"
Vern Types;"Rule 8"
Belinda now has to show her boobs.
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Example A
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Example B
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Jill: Rule of 9; back away from the laptop. You'll thank me in the morning.
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