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I cannot believe my tits right now

A phrase used in a situation where your ears or your eyes will not even believe what is going on. So your tits are there to change up a common phrase to help express the amount of shock and sensory overload you are going through.
Receiving a terrible grade or getting in trouble at work and then finding out moments later that, that one person who really turns you on either has a significant other or doesn't want to be with you...and then realizing you have the shits

..."I cannot believe my tits right now"
by Please Use December 29, 2010
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I see right through you

When a nigger sees right through you and knows every move you will make in the future
nigga:I SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOU MUTHERFUCKER
whiteboy: whatever bitch, white boy pulls out deagle.
nigga:FUCK YOU I SAW THAT COMING MUTHERFUCKER

Nigger blasted white boy in the face, white boy dies...
by The Great Phillip Dinh October 16, 2008
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Ask your doctor if this is right for you

"Ask your doctor if this is right for you" is what some of my cadet buddies teasingly ask me when they see me jerking off 3 - 5 times a day.
Some of my friends always tease me by telling me to "Ask your doctor if this is right for you"!
by eda-skip October 6, 2021
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right wing

During the French Revolution, the nobility sat in the right wing (in contrast to the common people who sat in the left wing). To this day, the right wing continues to represent the rich and the powerful.
The right wing supports the status quo by oppressing the lower classes.
by spline December 25, 2007
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right right

Listening, but not listening, blah blah blah.........Thinking to yourself...." Lying ass, would this motha fucka shut up for a fuckin minute". ( see Serious ? )
Jaime: Yeah I bet you I get more skins than Barney

Joe: Right Right!
by Rule 3 May 10, 2005
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all right with the white

1.Someone who has nothing against white people
2. Someone who is underly pigmented (Albino)
by -BERNARD September 9, 2008
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Roll it Right

To increase in volume. To turn it up. Originating from the action of turning a volume knob clockwise to increase the volume.
Hey, is that Fiddy?
Yeah, why?
Roll it right, man.
by Kyle J. Barnes July 16, 2008
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