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Puppet Master

Sexual experience in which the dominant figure sticks his/her hand into the recipients behind to which the dominant controls the recipient's mouth such as a puppet. Resembling a ventriloquist artist.
dominant: hey wanna do the puppet master
recipient: not after last time, my ass still hurts :(
by Furrycat 420 February 10, 2017
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puppy rodeo

An action in which a puppy takes a chew toy hostage by grabbing hold with its teeth and front paws, tilts on its side, and uses its pelvis to slowly thrust, gradually gaining speed until it is until there is no way of stopping it.
Holy shit dude, your fucking dog is pulling a puppy rodeo!
by Pugboners March 8, 2017
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puppet sniffer

a person who sniffs the rims around glory holes in public cubicals
a puppet sniffer is a vile depraved idiviadual that sniffs glory hole rims
by the horn bag April 6, 2017
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puppy hotel

The nice way of saying you're sticking your poor dog in some veterinary dog boarding place for a few days while you get to enjoy guiltless trips across the country. Monster.
"Hey, we're just about ready to leave for the weekend beach getaway!"

"Okay, just let me get our dog to the puppy hotel first."
by AdmiralofShe April 10, 2017
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Puppy Hoe

Someone who loses all composure and dignity when in the presence of a cute puppy or dog, and goes to great lengths to touch it, pet it, hold it, and have the animal's attention. When sighting a puppy these people tend to squeal and say "Oh my God!" and talk in high frequencies using childish language as if they were talking to a baby.
We have to walk back to the car to get ready for tonight, but let's avoid the dog park because Sam is a huge puppy hoe and we'll never get past it.
by LeeHB June 4, 2017
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by Rebel252 April 19, 2018
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Puppy Necking

used to describe sexual speech
Dude 1: That was a sexual speech!
Dude 2: He was puppy necking
Dude 1: Oh, makes sense
by iambored123 October 24, 2017
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