Purple Slurple

A steamy and consensual interaction with a giraffe, who uses their very long, very purple, and very skilled tongue to go down on someone.

Did you hear about Jeff’s trip to the zoo? He got a purple slurple from Dopsy, the baby giraffe!

by Busterpants May 31, 2019

purple neckasaurus

child-friendly definition of hickey

Who gave you a purple neckasaurus?!

by tennisatw June 17, 2009

purple frog

A death omen.

"Wow, dude hope you didnt see a purple frog!"

"Why?"

"Because that means somebody is tryna kill u."

by Who'syourdaddy69 June 10, 2016

Purple plans

Sex

Netta:we got some purple plans

by White pizzy August 19, 2020

purple children

Kids who do drugs like drink lean etc

they drink lean almost everyday ,mayen they are some purple children

by Cocaine baby May 16, 2015

purple mattress

they have ads that are long but interesting and there mattress is pretty good

have you seen the purple mattress ads

yep

by spongeward_ June 14, 2018

Purple Boating

When a man/female moterboats a woman so hard that her nipples turn purple, and they then have a liability to falling off, or produce curdled milk when lactating.

Dude i was purple boating a girl so hard her baby can only get sour milk outta those purple tits!

by Fricken Awesome Dude December 13, 2010